brag: all around copesetic day

[boomshakalaka]

cliffs below


I was at a bar early this morning, vanilla ice was there, he performed "ice ice baby" and "go ninja." He was pouring jager into this chicks mouth who I am good friends with. Said chick got way too drunk and was getting nasty with me on the dance floor, grabbing at my penis, and later biting my ear and licking my face. Yes licking my face. I declined because I was going for this girl who I met there, she goes to my school and I think I have a good shot. SHe is black, Ive never been with a black chick. I got her number, and I know thanksgiving is over, but Im looking forward to munchin on some jive turkey.

I stumbled to the train and eventually home. I slept for maybe an hour. I got up and had a mechanic check this car out that Ive wanted to get, he said it was good. Then I went to get tested for the gaids and other assorted stds. They had some new thing where they just prick your finger and they can tell you if youre negative within 10 minutes. My immune system remains uncompromised.I gave the dealer a call back and we talked about price, I got them to about where I wanted and we agreed on the sale. Gonna go do paper work and finalize it early tomorrow morning.



How much jailbait do you think Ill average per month? Please post pictures representing said jailbait at your leisure.



cliffs: saw vanilla ice
have a line on some sexy jungle fever inducing chick
got licked and groped by female freind
gaids isnt eating my white blood cells
bought pimp sled, curious how much jail bait it will net me.