Slaughtered a deer, what to do?

[RickAstleyFan]

Last night I hit a deer head on going about 65. This was a HUGE deer, not a little fawn like Bambi.

The deer caused 5 grand in damage to my 2006 ride.

I called it into my insurance company and they already sent an adjuster to look the car over and verify it was a deer I hit, (very obvious by the blood and deer hair running over the front and hood.

So here's the deal, the adjuster encourages me to go see a doctor, on him. (they will pay the bill)

Should I go see a doctor, and if so, what's something I can say that could be believable enough for me to get a nice little vicodin prescription.

Any help would be appreciated.

[O Fen�meno]

cook him for dinner obv, possibly use his genitals as a dildo

[bmwguy525]

What kind of car do you drive? Deer are hard to kill, are you sure the thing is dead? If so you should've strapped it to the hood of your car and then showed the adjuster and had a good laugh.

Then you could look at him and say "Bigfoot imo" and have him stare at you having no idea what you're talking about.

[billygrippo]

depression for killing deers imo

[RickAstleyFan]

The deer rolled for about 25 yards and was dead, totally still. I even kicked him to be sure. Also cracked my window. Took out a headlight.

Dodge Durango.

[bmwguy525]

Yeah I guess 65 is pretty fast. I've personally seen a Highlander dismount a deer and launch it fifteen feet. The [censored] thing laid still for a minute, then got up, shook itself off, and ran like the wind off into the surrounding gulley.

The Highlander had a broken headlight, a crunched hood, and cracked windshield. [censored] badass deer afaik

[O Fen�meno]

did you feast on his innards

[RickAstleyFan]

No one is answering, what are the magic words I can use to get vicodin?

[nutshot2]

hang his head on your mantle? wtf else would you do?

[O Fen�meno]

say your hurt your back masticating and want some pillz