Brag: I have been saved!

whipsaw · #1 03-29-2007, 10:53 AM

Found this at my door coming home last night - life is gonna be awesome now!

lyncks2002 · #2 03-29-2007, 10:54 AM

this is the path to rooooobustooo! i suggest you do what the add says

DING-DONG YO · #3 03-29-2007, 10:54 AM

Can I get a aaaaaaaaa-men, brother!!!!

lol, this reminds of Borat. Pentacostals are creepy.

punkass · #4 03-29-2007, 11:00 AM

haha, doubly guaranteed!

Genz · #5 03-29-2007, 11:01 AM

Ask him, how many tables he preaches and whether he uses some kind of HUD.

whipsaw · #6 03-29-2007, 11:12 AM

i'm reading it again, so much gold in that little piece of paper

creamfillin · #7 03-29-2007, 11:13 AM

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this is the path to rooooobustooo! i suggest you do what the add says

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Fen84 · #8 03-29-2007, 11:23 AM

i'm pretty sure all the CAPITAL LETTERS make it legit

bonds · #9 03-29-2007, 12:03 PM

Sweet. I want to stop nature problems. I should see this dude.

I do wonder if he'll want to satisfy my girlfriend though.

Jordache · #10 03-29-2007, 12:07 PM

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YOURE BOUND TO BE SATISFIED

YOU GET A BLESSING CANDLE. AN OINTMENT. AND LUCKY NUMBER

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Prophet White is a prostitute