ballermobile + freshman girl = pwn? - Page 15

CanIPlayII · #**141** 05-02-2007, 03:19 PM

me: XXX, I feel like we have to talk. Can I call you?

This sounds like you are already in a relationship. Too heavy. Do what Raptor says.

syndr0me · #**142** 05-02-2007, 03:20 PM

lol, wow, this is awful

Tip 1

Dont scare girls

Tip 2

Try and always put the convo on them, girls love to talk about themselves. When they talk think of the next thing to roll with and ask them about. This is to avoid dead silence.

Tip 3

When you completely [censored] up a situation like u have, move on and play the 'im not that interested card' instead of looking like a weirdo desperate [censored], who thinks daddy's car will get him laid

best of luck

The.Accountant · #**143** 05-02-2007, 03:43 PM

Yeah, who the fk am I to be questioning the expertise of raptor anyway..

We don't have smoothie king where i'm from, but there is an ice cream place sort of near our school.

If I was going to do that plan, I would have to approach her right after school ended before she got on her bus. So she would probably have to change her plans like within a few minutes.

Is "hey xxx, want to grab some milkshakes at xxx?" ok when approaching her?

If she did agree, she would obv miss her bus, so is it alright if I offer to drive her home from the ice cream place?

Then I figure if it works out I could ask her to a movie while she was in the car.

JMurder3 · #**144** 05-02-2007, 03:49 PM

Smoothie King? SMOOTHIE KING??????????????????????????????????????????

Smoothie King has the worst smoothies in the history of smoothies. I haven't read this thread (cuz it seems gay & lame & I just read this last post cuz I figured maybe the accountant was going to say that he was leveling everyone). Take the bia bia to Tropical Smoothie. Then don't offer to take her home...unless by "home" you mean your house, where you live alone, and is somewhat unfilthy. Tell that bia to walk her azz home, and when she gets there make you some pie. Then you can go after her & make out with her (I stole that from ipot's tr...patent pending).

ipot · #**145** 05-02-2007, 03:51 PM

get ready for an awkward response, and a confused turn around and walk away from the girl.

The.Accountant · #**146** 05-02-2007, 03:56 PM

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what do you figure the chances of this are?

4ObliVioN4 · #**147** 05-02-2007, 03:59 PM

I vote we all stop responding to this thread and let it die. No way this is real or OP is really this stupid.

ipot · #**148** 05-02-2007, 04:07 PM

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get ready for an awkward response, and a confused turn around and walk away from the girl.

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what do you figure the chances of this are?

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high

The.Accountant · #**149** 05-02-2007, 04:19 PM

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get ready for an awkward response, and a confused turn around and walk away from the girl.

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what do you figure the chances of this are?

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high

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haha..im not drawing dead

Butcho22 · #**150** 05-02-2007, 04:32 PM

If this guy is for real I feel sorry for him.

Just frickin say, "hey, do you want to do something sometime?"

Hopefully she will say, "yes"

DO NOT MAKE PLANS AT THIS POINT.

Just say, "Okay, I'll give you a call sometime and we'll figure something out."

Helps to make you look like you don't really care and girls EAT THAT SH$T UP my friend.

Also, the quick ride during lunch that Raptor talked about is good too.

I would only add that you should set it up so a couple of your buddies call you during the time period they know you'll be with her. I'd say 3 calls within 10 minutes should give the proper effect. 2 will be normal calls from your boys,(i'm hoping you have some,lol) For one of the calls...
Act like it's a girl calling you...keep it short, and say something like, "Hey Kelly.....uh huh......yeah, sorry I didn't call you back last weekend I was crazy busy...blah blah."

Then proceed to tell the girl in the car about how this girl is all about hanging out with you, but you're just not feeling it. Don't make some speach, just keep it short and simple.

You will become more desirable to her instantly when she knows/thinks other girls are after you. Plus she will think you must have something going for you if you're getting 3 calls within 10 minutes. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Good luck