Beat: Myspace Girls Dont Care About SNG Stats

[PattdownManiac]

I been sending out a message to alot of girls. Trying to get them to give me the digits.

"hey whatsup girl, you lookin fine. just thought i'd holla at ya. for your info, i maintain 17% roi at the 27's 9-tabling in sets, 22% roi in the 16's 16-tabling in sets, and 13% roi in the 60's 4-tabling continuasly. also, im supernova baby. ship the aim name holla!"

After sending this to like 20 chicks, only 1 has responded. And upon closure inspection she is a fatty.

"Subject: RE: hi there
Body: h
hey.....uhm ihave no clue what all that means but hey anyway..... "

Obv she wants my nuts, but the Pattdown dont deliver the smackdown on less than a sacktown. Any advice?

[TheBronzer]

ask her for nude pics obvi then post them here

[20Five]

advice: link her profile obv

[Wheelzie]

"i put on my robe and wizard hat"

[JayA]

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"i put on my robe and wizard hat"

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LMAO. Can someone post the pic/text of that conversation one more time plz?

[Jeff_B]

from bash.org...
#104383 +(9774)- [X]

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something



pretty sure this is it

[Wheelzie]

bloodninja cyber chats

[JayA]

Tytytytytyty both of you.

[Kevroc]

[Elandriel]

[ QUOTE ]
I been sending out a message to alot of girls. Trying to get them to give me the digits.

"I play poker! Once i had kings and beat someone who had pocket aces! I rule."

After sending this to like 20 chicks, only 15 responded. And upon closure inspection they are HOT.


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