Product Mascot you most want to beat with a baseball bat

[XXXNoahXXX]

All-time most deserving of bat beating


(Subway Jared)


(Dell Dude Steven)


(Quizno's "Not lacking any meat bitch")



Product Mascots that could kick my ass even if I had a bat











Special bonus category:

Worst change in product mascot that I want to hit with bat.

[revots33]

The always cranky Wilford Brimley

[stazbornak2]

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The always cranky Wilford Brimley

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[octopi]

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The always cranky Wilford Brimley






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DIA-BEAT-IT!

[rivaplaya03]

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gotta be careful of those jemima's witnesses

[NozeCandy]

Digital Cox Cable Man.

Not going to search for a picture because it will make me angry.

[Baloosh]

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racistban

[Suigin406]

some of u got it right, jared needs a serious beating, i'm tired of him and his [censored] pants

[kylephilly]

I'd really like to beat that new firefox mascot with my baseball bat...