Convince me NOT to stake you.

[FastPlaySlow]

Let's face it, you're terrible. The only way you're getting my money is with a gun to my head.

You tilt, you're ugly, and no one likes you're smell during live play.

Giving you money would be the equivalent to lighting it on fire, which we all know is illegal.

Give me other reasons why I shouldn't stake you. Be sure to post graphs!

[bmwguy525]

[TOOF DUCY?]

cuz I'd only take the money and blow it on hookers and blow

[The.Accountant]

here are the results of a recent foray into 10nl.

please note that this is just my j00n graph. I am almost certain that july continued the downward trend.

[qdmcg]

my stake is NOT 100% risk free

[ghostface]

I once got into a fight with a retard who stole my candybar

[kkcountry]

i play like 75 hands a day

[easyrider0]

i'll blow it all away in sng's



as you can see, my upswings will never last half as long as my downswings!
----EV guaranteed.

[tame_deuces]

If you stake me I'll go 'Misery' on your feet.