THE BEST OF JOEY

[selurah]

These stories just never get old. I find myself busting out laughing everytime this thread gets bumped.

[passthesuga]

Thanks Dynasty.

That is the funniest sh*t I have ever read. ROFLMAO [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[PaulWilmot]

another classic
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HEY HUGGLERS, ONE TIME AT BELLAGIO THERE IS THIS BITCH AT MY TABLE AND SHE CAN'T STOP TALKING. SHE IS SAYING "I'M A PRO POKER PLAYER" AND IT ANNOYS ME. I STRUDDLE WITHOUT LOOKING AND MY CARDS AND THIS BITCH RERAISES TO STEAL. I JUST FLAT CALL. FLOP IS KING QUEEN RAGS. I CHECK SHE BETS AND I CHECK RAISE HER ASS. SHE FOLDED AND BECAME ALL HYSTERICAL HOW CAN I DO THIS TO HER, THAT SHE IS BROKE AND ONLY HAS $43 LEFT FOR CHRISTMAS DINNER. I TELL HER "REMEMBER ME BITCH? YOU SMOKE MY WEED." THEN THIS BITCH HAD A PANIC ATTACK AND COULDN'T BREATHE. I TOOK ADVANTAGE OF THE MOMENT AND STOLE HER PASSPORT. WHEN SHE COMES BACK TO HER SENSES SHE PUNCHES ME IN THE FACE AND STARTS UNDRESSING ME. IT GETS DELICATE. WHILE I'M LYING FACE DOWN ON THE FLOOR I FELT SOMETHING RUBBING AGAINST MY BACK. WHEN SHE WAS DONE I NOTICED MY WALLET IS MISSING BUT NEVERTHELESS I STILL HAD HER PASSPORT. SEE YA AND WOULDN'T WANT TO BE YA, YOU FAT HUMPS

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[RemyXO]

I saw a link to this today and it's my honor to bump it after having an hysterical laugh attack for half an hour!

My girl asked me what was so funny, I gave her JOEY VS POKERBABE to read. She thought it was "stupid an childish" and dragged me to the bedroom. Now it gets delicate.
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[BluffTHIS!]

Check out the story Joey's lil brother supbro just put in the Brandi thread.

[Emperor]

Dang this is my first time reading this, I took a break from 2+2 after the software update in '02 and never caught this thread.

Dynasty, pure genius.

[MrPoPo]

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!
....i think i pooped myself

*BUMP*

[jcg2005]

I am too lazy to search for the original posts, but for those interested there is a site you might be able to find them on.


link

[ruken]

I have to explain this delicately - this thread is prime.

[ThreeBeers]

With regard to Joey's encounter with Pokerbabe at the Bellagio parking garages, I have two bits of information for you:

1. That was not a pokerbabe, that was a man baby; and

2. That was not plastice you felt penetrating you.