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View Poll Results: which handle should i use 4 stars?
lolbbvaments 7 10.77%
mike oxinyermom 3 4.62%
sirpwnsalot 8 12.31%
kneegroplz 15 23.08%
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Old 10-19-2007, 10:51 PM
B2_eBoogaloo B2_eBoogaloo is offline
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OK reading the more recent thread, I'm confused. He says he's not payup now? I guess you were kidding, eskimo? wtf

dang those threads are super sick long. i have like a normal life, can't read all that [censored] and QFT type stuff. MEH!!
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Old 10-20-2007, 01:00 AM
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'breaking news'
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Old 10-20-2007, 01:28 AM
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Yeah, "Breaking News" a minbet guy wins a tournament.

Instabanaments.

Never mind. Who's got a rope. We'll string him up now.
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Old 10-20-2007, 01:34 AM
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You trying for tickets Monday Wetdog?
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Old 10-20-2007, 02:21 AM
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Beat: [censored] up my workstation right before going to San Diego for the conference. Need to go in tomorrow to fix it and get the figures I need for my presentation at the conference.

Standard: Making out w/ a lesbian TR. So, I've known this girl for a month or so now. I met her out dancing. She's often told me about her lust for various women, but never for men. Naturally, I wrote her off. However, I am a good dancer, and I have the power to make women who dance w/ me fall in love w/ me, or at least w/ my pelvis, which is usually good enough. So, we're out dancing at our favorite blues joint like we frequently are, and I work my pelvis magic like I usually do, even though I'm not really thinking about it. As it turns out, I'd finally worn down her defenses enough for her to accost me in the parking lot as we were leaving. I'm not stupid enough to look a gift lesbian in the mouth; I only go there w/ my tongue, and only because she likes it. Unfortunately, I listed this primarily as variance because her looks are right on the border between this being a brag and a beat. Oh well. As it turns out, when she tracked me down on myspace, I saw in her profile that she identifies herself as bi. I certainly wouldn't have known that from talking w/ her prior to her coming on to me. Perhaps my hot hip action made her reconsider the [censored]? I can certainly delude myself into thinking so for the sole purpose of stroking my ego. As of tonight, though, it seems she wants more of me. I have yet to decide if I actually want more of her, but after a couple-few drinks, I'd probably be amenable.

Brag: Banning Bulletproof Monk for absolutely no reason at all.
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Old 10-20-2007, 02:47 AM
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You trying for tickets Monday Wetdog?

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Betcherass I am.

Wook,

Try for some bi/bi/Wookie action.
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Old 10-20-2007, 03:12 AM
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Try for some bi/bi/Wookie action.

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qft


wook,

a sexually experimental girl like this could be really good for you (experienced, knowledgeable) or really bad for you (impatient, creepy). regardless, alcohol + making out is a clear course of action for the immediate future. i don't know how smooth you are IRL, but it's never bad to let your pelvis do the talking.
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Old 10-20-2007, 04:01 AM
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For maximum dain bramageaments try the Copernicus FL Omaha Hi/Lo Freeroll on Stars. Huge pots capped on most streets.
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Old 10-20-2007, 04:22 AM
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Wholly crap they got the goods on ya!
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Old 10-20-2007, 04:47 AM
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omg i has been caught!
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