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View Poll Results: which handle should i use 4 stars?
lolbbvaments 7 10.77%
mike oxinyermom 3 4.62%
sirpwnsalot 8 12.31%
kneegroplz 15 23.08%
good4me2poopon 6 9.23%
BASTARD! FACK OOT! 26 40.00%
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Old 10-19-2007, 04:10 PM
DaBizomb DaBizomb is offline
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Default Re: Less Hugs, More Bans (NC Thread)

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1. Farty McSimmons
2. F. McSimmons

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darsh, i totally forgot to tell you but i was kinda gassy the other day and i thought to myself, "geez, i'm totally farty today." but then i was like, "no, i'm totally farty *mcsimmons* today." and then i thought, "i will always call you farty," and lol'd and the cashier was like, "what's so funny?" and i was like ".....the internet."

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nice one douche-dag
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Old 10-19-2007, 04:14 PM
DaBizomb DaBizomb is offline
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and as long as that's happening, i'll mention this: one of the categories on _jeopardy_ earlier this week "spel-ements". and i was like lol spellaments? but then it got better because: "in this category, we will provide the names of two elements. you will have to use their atomic symbols to spell a word." so then it was like lol spel-ements!


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the last lady that had calcium and iron, and finally pronounced 'CaFe' as "calf" was rad. I actually had fastforwarded past the categories and had to rewind when the guy controlling the board started with "well, not *that* category then" or something. i keep forgetting i love jeopardy.
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Old 10-19-2007, 04:21 PM
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Default Re: Less Hugs, More Bans (NC Thread)

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Is Tyler a lesbian [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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WOW.. OH SO close!
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Old 10-19-2007, 04:26 PM
DaBizomb DaBizomb is offline
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Default Re: Less Hugs, More Bans (NC Thread)

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Is Tyler a lesbian [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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not enough beards in this equation
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Old 10-19-2007, 05:16 PM
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Default Re: Less Hugs, More Bans (NC Thread)

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Is Tyler a lesbian [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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not enough beards in this equation

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but why am i a douchebag for the farty mcsimmons scenario?
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Old 10-19-2007, 05:46 PM
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adanthar's sounding the alarm:

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breaking news: Bulletproof "I am Payup" Monk is eskimo sickness' gimmick account

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LOL, you don't say?



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requesting mod of whatever forum he posts in for ban(s)

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Ruh-roh.

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PAYUP - Won $1K on 8/23/2007 for $35,700.

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ZOMG you won mobniez on AP? RIGGED!

Really I don't understand how that came up.
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Old 10-19-2007, 05:51 PM
DaBizomb DaBizomb is offline
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Default Re: Less Hugs, More Bans (NC Thread)

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Is Tyler a lesbian [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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not enough beards in this equation

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but why am i a douchebag for the farty mcsimmons scenario?

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i was going to say nice one....but then i remembered that nice one, douche-dag, is funnier. whatever, i don't have to explain myself to you
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Old 10-19-2007, 06:21 PM
KingOtter KingOtter is offline
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Default Re: Less Hugs, More Bans (NC Thread)

1. It's 6:19pm.
2. I just won 2 more buy-ins at NL25 because europeans suck at poker (sorry, 'struth).
3. I'm on my 5th beer because work is a pain in the ass.
4. I'm ready for a horseament whenever anyone else is.
5. kingotter67 on aim.
6. ??
7. Profit!

That is all.

Oh wait, no it isn't... I have a home game tomorrow... rock!

Now that's all.
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Old 10-19-2007, 10:44 PM
B2_eBoogaloo B2_eBoogaloo is offline
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Default Re: Less Hugs, More Bans (NC Thread)

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adanthar's sounding the alarm:

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breaking news: Bulletproof "I am Payup" Monk is eskimo sickness' gimmick account

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LOL, you don't say?



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requesting mod of whatever forum he posts in for ban(s)

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Ruh-roh.

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PAYUP - Won $1K on 8/23/2007 for $35,700.

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ZOMG you won mobniez on AP? RIGGED!

Really I don't understand how that came up.

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Srsly what fool who was guilty of such a crime would do the following things:

a) respond to OP [period]
b) respond with "wtf? im PAYUP on ap... im not involved in any of this at all" ... "i dont have tracker so cant produce exact stats but can someone please explain how the hell i am implicated here?" ... "srsly someone give me even one hand from that tourney that was suspicious and i can probly give my exact thought process at the time"
c) responding, using a well-used and IP-traceable 2p2 account.

And yes, the Monk "gimmick" acct is not a [censored] secret to anyone. Holy witchhunt batman!
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Old 10-19-2007, 10:49 PM
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Default Re: Less Hugs, More Bans (NC Thread)

So I'm having one of those runs where I keep pfr'ing and then having to fold horrible flops. The guy on my right starts grumbling to his wife. I ignore him until he says "It'd be different if he was winning" when I finally couldn't help myself and shot back with "You'd rather I take your money then? I'll get right on it." lol tapaments
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