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View Poll Results: WTF?
Beat 37 21.89%
Variance 23 13.61%
wtf 58 34.32%
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Old 08-25-2007, 07:05 PM
The Lipo Fund The Lipo Fund is offline
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Default Micro Stakes + 1 Outer = hfvdjvbiguiflhddusghfgnflgffb

I have no roll and need to grind out the micros. Towards the end of a 3k hand session I get this beauty:


PokerStars Game #11689769326: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2007/08/25 - 18:55:54 (ET)
Table 'Skat III' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: dra.martinez ($3.64 in chips)
Seat 2: cricketface ($1.98 in chips)
Seat 3: TheLipoFund ($7.63 in chips)
Seat 4: hdude22 ($4.39 in chips)
Seat 5: rivergyde ($4.78 in chips)
Seat 6: DonnaJP ($7.15 in chips)
hdude22: posts small blind $0.01
rivergyde: posts big blind $0.02
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TheLipoFund [Kh Ah]
DonnaJP: calls $0.02
dra.martinez: folds
cricketface: calls $0.02
TheLipoFund: raises $0.06 to $0.08
hdude22: folds
rivergyde: calls $0.06
DonnaJP: calls $0.06
cricketface: calls $0.06
*** FLOP *** [2h Qd Th]
rivergyde: checks
DonnaJP: checks
cricketface: checks
TheLipoFund: bets $0.08
rivergyde: calls $0.08
DonnaJP: calls $0.08
cricketface: calls $0.08
*** TURN *** [2h Qd Th] [6h]
rivergyde: checks
DonnaJP: checks
cricketface: checks
TheLipoFund: bets $0.30
rivergyde: raises $0.40 to $0.70
DonnaJP: folds
cricketface: folds
TheLipoFund: raises $0.40 to $1.10
rivergyde: raises $3.52 to $4.62 and is all-in
TheLipoFund: calls $3.52
*** RIVER *** [2h Qd Th 6h] [7h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
rivergyde: shows [9h 8h] (a straight flush, Six to Ten)
TheLipoFund: shows [Kh Ah] (a flush, Ace high)
TheLipoFund said, "WOWOWOW"
rivergyde collected $9.44 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $9.89 | Rake $0.45
Board [2h Qd Th 6h 7h]
Seat 1: dra.martinez folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: cricketface folded on the Turn
Seat 3: TheLipoFund (button) showed [Kh Ah] and lost with a flush, Ace high
Seat 4: hdude22 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: rivergyde (big blind) showed [9h 8h] and won ($9.44) with a straight flush, Six to Ten
Seat 6: DonnaJP folded on the Turn




TheLipoFund: are you ****jing kidding me?
rivergyde: figured i had outs
rivergyde: lol



not that anyone cares, just needed to vent
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Old 08-25-2007, 07:07 PM
Xylocain Xylocain is offline
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Default Re: Micro Stakes + 1 Outer = hfvdjvbiguiflhddusghfgnflgffb

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Old 08-25-2007, 07:07 PM
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Default Re: Micro Stakes + 1 Outer = hfvdjvbiguiflhddusghfgnflgffb

um, monster beat: final pot 9.44, but sucks anyway
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Old 08-25-2007, 07:09 PM
The Lipo Fund The Lipo Fund is offline
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Default Re: Micro Stakes + 1 Outer = hfvdjvbiguiflhddusghfgnflgffb

when my roll is under $50 it's sort of a big deal. it's discouraging to try to grind it out for hours, then get hit with a major cooler that thwarts 2 hours worth of work and 20% of my non-existant bankroll
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Old 08-25-2007, 07:12 PM
Franchise 60 Franchise 60 is offline
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Default Re: Micro Stakes + 1 Outer = hfvdjvbiguiflhddusghfgnflgffb

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when my roll is under $50 it's sort of a big deal. it's discouraging to try to grind it out for hours, then get hit with a major cooler that thwarts 2 hours worth of work and 20% of my non-existant bankroll

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lol
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Old 08-25-2007, 07:12 PM
Andynan Andynan is offline
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Default Re: Micro Stakes + 1 Outer = hfvdjvbiguiflhddusghfgnflgffb

[x] best hand won
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Old 08-25-2007, 07:21 PM
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Default Re: Micro Stakes + 1 Outer = hfvdjvbiguiflhddusghfgnflgffb

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rivergyde: figured i had outs

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wow, this would tilt me so hard. wtffffff does he even mean? he stuck it in with a flush!
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Old 08-25-2007, 07:24 PM
The Lipo Fund The Lipo Fund is offline
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Default Re: Micro Stakes + 1 Outer = hfvdjvbiguiflhddusghfgnflgffb

i obv quit immediately after the hand because i tilt harder than anyone at the penny tables~!
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Old 08-25-2007, 08:37 PM
Chawklit Rain Chawklit Rain is offline
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Default Re: Micro Stakes + 1 Outer = hfvdjvbiguiflhddusghfgnflgffb

MARTY MATHIS I LOVE YOU
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Old 08-25-2007, 08:58 PM
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Default Re: Micro Stakes + 1 Outer = hfvdjvbiguiflhddusghfgnflgffb

[x] hero min-raises
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