BEAT: coolers that make me cry

Mjafish · #1 05-10-2007, 05:00 AM

I've had 44 vs JJ on AJ4 board, JJ vs AA on AJx board, AA vs KK and lost twice all in pf. AA vs KK on TT5 board (i lost), KK vs AA (and lost) another twice all in pf. All of these hands, and the ones following, have happened within my last 4k hands.

[censored] poker.

These just in, from tonight:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (5 handed) internettexasholdem.com

saw flop|saw showdown

BB ($472.45)
UTG ($104.55)
MP ($710.50)
Hero ($444.75)
SB ($403.10)

Preflop: Hero is Button with J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
1 fold, MP raises to $8, Hero calls $8, SB calls $7, BB calls $6.

Flop: ($32) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, MP checks, Hero bets $20, SB folds, BB folds, MP calls $20.

Turn: ($72) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
MP checks, Hero bets $56, MP raises to $180, Hero calls $124.

River: ($432) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
MP bets $240, Hero calls $236.75 (All-In).

Final Pot: $908.75

Results below:
MP has 7c Ac (flush, ace high).
Hero has Jc Kc (flush, king high).
Outcome: MP wins $908.75.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (5 handed) internettexasholdem.com

saw flop|saw showdown

SB ($121)
Hero ($283.20)
UTG ($448.70)
MP ($209.10)
Button ($300.95)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
2 folds, Button raises to $8, SB calls $7, Hero calls $6.

Flop: ($24) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $18, Button calls $18, SB folds.

Turn: ($60) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $22, Hero raises to $86, Button raises to $182, Hero raises to $257.2, Button calls $75.20.

River: ($574.40) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $574.40

Results below:
Hero has Qs Ks (flush, king high).
Button has As 5s (flush, ace high).
Outcome: Button wins $574.40.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (2 handed) internettexasholdem.com

saw flop|saw showdown

Hero ($272.50)
BB ($321.90)

Preflop: Hero is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
Hero raises to $6, BB calls $4.

Flop: ($12) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $10, BB raises to $32, Hero calls $22.

Turn: ($76) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets $49, Hero raises to $150, BB raises to $283.9, Hero calls $84.50 (All-In).

River: ($594.40) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $594.40

Results below:
BB has 9c 7s (straight, ten high).
Hero has Ks 6s (two pair, kings and sixes).
Outcome: BB wins $594.40.

killsadie · #2 05-10-2007, 05:01 AM

get money in ahead ++++++

rebuyboy · #3 05-10-2007, 05:07 AM

fwiw this guy owned fgators really bad but wont post it for some reason

mbillie1 · #4 05-10-2007, 05:08 AM

[x] glitch in software since K high flush = teh nutz always