My Hooker Story - Page 11

adsman · #**101** 02-15-2007, 03:34 AM

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I think I was mainly hiding under the covers but I'd look over every once in a while to see what was going on.

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Priceless. Great read, Bruiser.

kidcolin · #**102** 02-15-2007, 03:34 AM

bruiser,
awesome.

The Yugoslavian · #**103** 02-15-2007, 03:35 AM

Sounds like you did Wayne proud.

lol

Yugoslav

The Yugoslavian · #**104** 02-15-2007, 03:39 AM

Also, in Amsterdam you could have had sex with like almost 30 different hookers for the same amount of $$.

Yugoslav

adsman · #**105** 02-15-2007, 03:45 AM

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Also, in Amsterdam you could have had sex with like almost 30 different hookers for the same amount of $$.

Yugoslav

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In Uganda you could have had sex with 30,000 hookers for the same money.

The Yugoslavian · #**106** 02-15-2007, 03:45 AM

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Also, in Amsterdam you could have had sex with like almost 30 different hookers for the same amount of $$.

Yugoslav

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In Uganda you could have had sex with 30,000 hookers for the same money.

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nh

....but without ever being to Uganda I am going to say I'd prefer 30 Amsterdam hookers.

Yugoslav

Apathy · #**107** 02-15-2007, 03:46 AM

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Also, in Amsterdam you could have had sex with like almost 30 different hookers for the same amount of $$.

Yugoslav

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In Uganda you could have had sex with 30,000 hookers for the same money.

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Calling KKF for the thailand 1 up.

Vavavoom · #**108** 02-15-2007, 08:26 AM

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Last time I was in Vegas I was approached by 3 (relatively) attractive hookers, one on the strip in front of Barbary coast and 2 in Caesars. How can you not find a hooker in Vegas? Also if you want a hooker, why not go to sherry's ranch?

www.sherisranch.net/ (NSFW of course)

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The Girls (Obv NSFW)

Nice....Some right hounds there though !!

Bruiser...wtf with the story ....u paid $800 for 1hr of massages...and then $500 for 4 minutes with a hooker....Nice!

JMa · #**109** 02-15-2007, 09:53 AM

your writing reminds of hunter s. thompson. excellent read.

Mother Mucker · #**110** 02-15-2007, 10:36 AM

That was A LOT of money spent for 4 minutes of sex. I think you would have been better staying all night at a bar or club in your "expensive" clothes trying to pick up girls there. It probably would have been more fun, the girl would have been more into you, and you would have saved a boatload of money.

Hookers and massage parlors are -EV.

What do you look like? Did you have to resort to hookers?