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Old 06-22-2007, 04:58 AM
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6 times? is this even possible?

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Is this a serious post?

Six is so amateur hour.
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Old 06-22-2007, 04:59 AM
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summer rules
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Old 06-22-2007, 06:35 AM
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hmm
i think i havent gotten further than 5 or so
but after that i really had to take a day off
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Old 06-22-2007, 07:27 AM
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Old 06-22-2007, 07:56 AM
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OMG, so awesome! God's such a fish
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Old 06-22-2007, 07:59 AM
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6 times? is this even possible?

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lol
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Old 06-22-2007, 07:59 AM
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i hate it when u are wacking it, and say "ok i am definitely only going to play good hands"...then u get a good hand and have to use the mouse with ur left hand, and cant click on the raise button in time (cause ur jerking), and it times out ur Aces...
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Old 06-22-2007, 08:10 AM
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i hate it when u are wacking it, and say "ok i am definitely only going to play good hands"...then u get a good hand and have to use the mouse with ur left hand, and cant click on the raise button in time (cause ur jerking), and it times out ur Aces...

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This is your subconscious protecting you from God who's out to take your stack, ldo.
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Old 06-22-2007, 08:13 AM
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i hate it when u are wacking it, and say "ok i am definitely only going to play good hands"...then u get a good hand and have to use the mouse with ur left hand, and cant click on the raise button in time (cause ur jerking), and it times out ur Aces...

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ambitexterity FTW!!!
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Old 06-22-2007, 08:41 AM
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i hate it when u are wacking it, and say "ok i am definitely only going to play good hands"...then u get a good hand and have to use the mouse with ur left hand, and cant click on the raise button in time (cause ur jerking), and it times out ur Aces...

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This is your subconscious protecting you from God who's out to take your stack, ldo.

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so your saying that when i jerk off, i can on a subconscious level get inside the head of god, and "feel" that my cards are goin to get beaten...actually yeah, now that you say it, i think that is what i was actually doing...

I see the light brother...ultimate metagame...i am converted!!!
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