Brag: Field passes for ND/Mich game

[Nonfiction]

Father and Uncle know some guy who hooked it up. Went with the 3 of us and my 12 year old cousin. Totally ballin, out there with 111k people in the stands going crazy with the team running out etc. During warmups, ND's 3rd string QB underthrew an out pass that nearly took off my cousins head. Luckily my uncle deflected it in time. In a classy move, Charlie Weis came over to see if he was ok and gave my cousin a quick autograph. Anyways, was on the field for a while, then watched the game, which was awful.

Brag: Got passes to be on the field for warmups->band->kickoff at the ND/Mich game.
Brag: faked out security and was actually on field for first 2 series.
Beat: One of the ugliest and most boring games of all time. (38-0, 31-0 at half, -51 rush yards for ND in 1st half, something like 7 turnovers)
Beat: Mich still sucks, is 1-2, and will get destroyed next week.