Itchy red scrotum?

[TiK]

Dude, it's just a rash. Get over it. Use some Gold Bond and call it a day. You're going to be just fine.

[emon87]

So wait, you had unprotected sex with a suspect vag and you STILL haven't gone to the doctor?

[catalyst]

see a doctor, hope it's jock itch?

[The once and future king]

Ok serious answer.

Symptoms presented are indicators of early onset hivatitus B.

[PayTheSnucka]

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Ok serious answer.

Symptoms presented are indicators of early onset hivatitus B.

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Despite the good advice

[x] Thread delivers

[CamelZoo]

epididymitis FTW

[GMan42]

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epididymitis FTW

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Please no. OP would have a huge swollen nut and be considerably more miserable if this was it. Don't make the poor guy panic and look up more stuff that he doesn't have.

[themandude]

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Sounds like full blow AIDS to me.

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AIDS takes much longer to show sypmtoms than this. This is obviously Super AIDS.

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[xx44]

And the answer with 90% certainty is, crabs.
If you train your eye for a few minutes on your hair where it itches, you should see movement. Stuff over the counter will clear it right up. (There is a moment of total revulsion when you actually see one and pick it up and play with it).

[2/325Falcon]

OP,

It's a Torsalo parasitic infestation in your ballbag. I dare you not to scratch as you read the link.