Variance: i waste my time at underground poker club

[whiffer1983]

lol random nonsense, i'm playing in an underground nyc club wiht my buddy who tells me all deh fish play there. SO i go, sure enough, faltscreen tv's and about 10 tables of excellent fishies are all that stands between me and a 6'5 black guy who's name must be bubba. lol , we get carded, go in. Play is hysterical, i limp like a donkey and say the most retarded [censored] i could have ever come up with, but due to a few many blunts over the last week my memory is weak/tight and i can't remember any that were destined to be classic bbv quotes i'm sure. Ne way, at 1/2 with 300 max the pf raise is like 20 , so after a few pairs missing sets, i'm down to like 80 lol. So i open push utg with ak, get called by q10, expert i win, then i go all in next hand in utg+1 with jacks, get called by q10, i win again, ship. So a while later i get it in on the flop with AJ on a j55 board and i loose to 2 5 off, lol expert, so i have one 5 dollar chip and i go all inn blind for mad time and get back to like 200 which was hysterical, i got called in like 8 spots each time and somehow survivved( brag i run good at this nonsense?, thin brag, prob 2 thin) so i double through ym friends brother when i go all in pref with 810sooted vs his kk and some other guys j10 and we both make a boat 10's full fo q's, lol , other nonsense comes and gos, i [censored] with the people and talk [censored], and leave a100 winner when i had 5 dollars in front of me


summary: 1 5$ chip to 400, and i like to [censored] with retarded degenerates that claim everything is rigged, lol

[Squareview]

take a nap

[Ace0fSpades]

I don't know that this is variance...

[itWASaDREAM]

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[Rjack]

tl;dr

[Learning]

Sounds like you're the fish.

[Teh1337zor]

this is a lie

[rakemeplz]

Juuuust a bit outside.

[Santzes]

Beat: i waste my time opening this thread

[whiffer1983]

u guys are right, as all the degen turds built there stacks from hitting gutshots all in on flop versus ace high and im wondering why i dont have chips, damn, i just had a revelation, thanks bbv , why waste my roll on poker when i have hookers and blow