Weird things girls do during foreplay/sex...

[findingneema]

Why is it that girls, even ones who seem rather experienced, pull some weird [censored] while you're getting it on? I'm not talking about things that will make you stop, but things that make you think, "WTF is wrong with this girl? Eh, at least I'm hitting it." Two things came to mind from my hookup Saturday (not-so-veiled brag):

Teeth during BJs (OK, not so weird, but girls should know better)

Licking the inside of my ear. And not some slow lick, but like a lubed up propeller going wild in there. WTF? Does she actually think that will turn me on?

[WhoIam]

I'm guessing both of these things happened during your only sexual experience.

[RunyonAve]

Teeth during a BJ gets her a punch in the face.

[Mr_Donktastic]

Saying "NO" and "STOP"

[Nonfiction]

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Teeth during a BJ gets her a punch in the face.

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[TIEdup14]

Struggling with the ropes is a huge turn-off

[DING-DONG YO]

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Struggling with the ball-gag is a huge turn-on

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[Kevroc]

For me foreplay usually starts with me answering the door and the female asking me if I wanna buy cookies.

[MortalWombat]

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Teeth during a BJ gets her a punch in the face.

[/ QUOTE ]Or you could do like I do: just ask her to take them out first. A punch in the face would be too risky on someone with osteoporosis.

[FishSticks]

Dude maybe she just likes *her* ears licked. Just kinda tilt your head away and give her the wet willy treatment right back - she probably wants it but can't just say "taste my earwax" in the heat of the moment.