LOL parents

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Since its all one big long game, how would saying your career total go over with your parents? Like, "How poker go tonight? Well, I'm up $422,185 after tonight's session." If they ask you every day, this might pound it into their heads that it's not about one day of winning or losing.

Obv, this would never work, but its amusing to think about.

The "How it go last night?" question would be replaced by, "You're up that much? How come you have nothing to show for it???" or "You should just take $400,000 of that and put in it a savings account before you lose it all!!"

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I remember hearing about he worst night that mehndamassah ever had on stars at 30/60 to 100/200, like -12K or something. His mom comes downstairs and sees hes at the computer.

Were you up all night playing poker?
-yes.

Did you win or lose?
-lost.

How much did you lose?
-about a hundred dollars.

TELL ME YOU DIDN'T LOSE A HUNDRED DOLLARS!!!
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"OMG ARE THOSE ALL HUNDREDS?" Honestly, what kind of stupid question is that to even ask as I'm putting a rubberbanded pile of like 50 or 60 bills in my pocket? No, they aren't all 100s, it's just a 100 on the outside a bunch of singles in the middle to look cool. What kind of [censored] bum walks around with piles of money that aren't all 100s? Am I going to buy into a game with $5 bills? I'd spend the whole [censored] night counting out the bills to buy my chips.

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lol that is my favorite part of when i used to live at home.. the rediuclously long grinding sessions, and then the quote "are all those hundreds?!" that one kills me hahahaha

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lol..rEdiculous...such an easy mistake for a first level thinking nit...its rIdiculous

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HU 4 ROLLS with ur mom obv

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not a bad idea.. she runs pretty bad.. look what came out of her around 22 years ago [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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sounds to me like youre dealing with an issue that needs to be addressed.

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howmany is pretty funny guy.

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[kickpushcoast]

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10k fight your mom and be down 20k

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I remember hearing about he worst night that mehndamassah ever had on stars at 30/60 to 100/200, like -12K or something. His mom comes downstairs and sees hes at the computer.

Were you up all night playing poker?
-yes.

Did you win or lose?
-lost.

How much did you lose?
-about a hundred dollars.

TELL ME YOU DIDN'T LOSE A HUNDRED DOLLARS!!!
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lol!

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Lmfao

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Anyone ever had the
'Why dont you just get a regular part time job? Just 2 or 3 days a week - something like that?'

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I did get a part time job and now i have less money so im asking parents to cover me more. Its soooo goood.

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What you do is get a job for a month, earnin minimum wage and dont play poker.

When you run outa money cause your earning a week what u can win in 1 pot, GO ASK UR PARENTS FOR "MONIES" AND WHEN THEY ASK "BUT YOU HAVE A JOB NOW??? YOU SHOULD HAVE MORE MONEY"

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