OT: [censored] thread, OCTOBER, READ RULES IN TOP POST

[fluorescenthippo]

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is there anything i could use these $75 FT tokens for besides poopey mtts?

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Dont they have $75 sngs anymore?

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oh yea i forgot to mention ive made a pact to never play sngs again. what else is there?

[cha59]

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is there anything i could use these $75 FT tokens for besides poopey mtts?

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Dont they have $75 sngs anymore?

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oh yea i forgot to mention ive made a pact to never play sngs again. what else is there?

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lol.

I think the MTTs are it then.

[Slim Pickens]

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Hey, anyone think me volunteering to be laid off if only a couple people need to be is a good strategy? I think I can work it in a way that won't make me seem like I *want* to leave (and I have mixed feelings about leaving anyway). At the same time, they haven't and likely will never officially say they can't keep everyone, until the very last second when they can't.

Yugoslav

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Like Gramps suggested, watch Office Space a minimum of 15 times. I'm sure the right course of action will come to you. Also, check out Channel 9!

[Pudge714]

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Do you think it's bad that I never really had any work experience before and that I'm 21? I never worked a job before besides playing poker. Will that affect me once I graduate with my bussiness degree?

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Is this a serious question?

[Slim Pickens]

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Do you think it's bad that I never really had any work experience before and that I'm 21? I never worked a job before besides playing poker. Will that affect me once I graduate with my bussiness degree?

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I'm 28 and I've never worked an honest day in my life, and that even includes poker as "honest work."

[DevinLake]

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250lbs is morbidly obese unless you are over 2m tall ... tell the fat [censored] to get off your chair!

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Source?

[kleath]

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250lbs is morbidly obese unless you are over 2m tall ... tell the fat [censored] to get off your chair!

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Lol no its not.

[Slim Pickens]

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Someone help me! Am I being messed up here? Is it messed up that I don't want my friend to sit on my computer chair or bed because he might mess it up? He weighs about 250 pounds and his old computer chair can't go up or down any more so he had to get a new one. Am I being a jerk here? It's my new computer chair that I brought for 120 bucks which is alot for me =0.

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One of my fatass housemates broke the camp chair my parents had given me as a high school graduation present by planting his fat ass in it. I got back at him by chucking a live chicken at him and his (also fat) girlfriend while they were lying in bed mostly naked at 6 am. I'd say on the whole the chicken definitely got the worst of that series of events.

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ok word up man like i'm drunken as [censored] and i'm bout to play as many tourneys as i possible can

[The Yugoslavian]

The only thing that watching Office Space has taught me is that selling magazine subscriptions as a retarded cracked out black man is the nuts.

Also, the problem with work + part time poker is that I either a) can't have a life or b) hardly play much poker.

Yugoslav