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Old 07-30-2007, 01:24 PM
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Default Re: KittyBeef.com - Best way to piss a woman off

wacki,

Not gonna lie this is one of the strangest things I have seen on the net.

On some level I wouldn't be surprised at all to find out this is a joke website run by a company like the Onion, but on another level I read the About Us section and think it is definitely real.
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Old 07-30-2007, 01:50 PM
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I'd looooooove to give these to a few ex girlfriends, I'm probably gonna get sued for causing emotional distress or something.
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Old 07-30-2007, 05:57 PM
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Each order of kitty jerky should come with polaroids of the kitten before it died.
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Old 07-30-2007, 06:26 PM
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Default Re: KittyBeef.com - Best way to piss a woman off

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Beer Roasted Cat

1 cat cut into roast
1 can of [censored] Cream of Mushroom soup
1 cube of beef bouillon
1 clove of garlic
1 Fine Irish Stout, like Guinness

Cover and soak cat roast in salt water for 24 hours. Drain water and then cover and soak in beer for 6 hours. Drain and place in crock pot with your cans of soup. Add a clove of garlic, and a cube of beef bouillon. If you start to slow cook your cat in the morning with your George Foreman Cooker (or it's ilk), you'll have finely cooked feline in time for supper.

If a slow cooker is not available, a cat can be baked at 350 degrees for 2-3 hours in a conventional oven and still come out pretty good. Beer Roasted Cat is fantastic served with mashed potatoes, collard greens, and fresh, homemade egg rolls. When planning a full meal just remember- cat is a course best served hot!

Cat may not be the most glamorous, or tastiest of game meats, but with a little thought and preparation, Baked Cat can make the belly of the persnicketiest diner glow with home baked goodness.

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Old 07-30-2007, 06:27 PM
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On some level I wouldn't be surprised at all to find out this is a joke website run by a company like the Onion, but on another level I read the About Us section and think it is definitely real.


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Your first guess is correct. There are a million little clues on the site itself and the WHOIS information is a dead giveaway. This site is just another in a long line of lame gag sites aimed at stirring up [censored].

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Old 07-30-2007, 06:37 PM
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Default Re: KittyBeef.com - Best way to piss a woman off

heh, cool

I've never understood why people will flip out about dog or cat meat, but happily munch on cow chicken and pig.
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Old 07-30-2007, 06:47 PM
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That's Garfield on my fork!
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Old 07-30-2007, 06:49 PM
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You're such a pussy ass
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Old 07-30-2007, 08:18 PM
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heh, cool

I've never understood why people will flip out about dog or cat meat, but happily munch on cow chicken and pig.

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Cause chickens and pigs aren't as cuddly-wuddly as doggies and kitties, duh!

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