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Old 06-20-2007, 03:20 PM
TheWorstPlayer TheWorstPlayer is offline
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Default Quite possibly quitting poker forever

I have not had a winning session in two weeks. It is ugly. Really ugly. I drop 10 BIs pretty much every session. I have dropped more than most people's bankrolls. I'm sure this makes many people happy. These are the fun hands from today.

Hands 1-3 are against the same guy. He's a maniac who never folds anything ever.
Hands 4-5 are against the same guy. He's an even bigger maniac who never folds anything ever.

The rest are pretty much just me losing with sets or value stacking myself, which is my favorite thing to do ever.

Enjoy!


******* Hand 1 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $3/$6
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $609
CO: $847.90
TWP: $1018.15
SB: $846.95
BB: $867.80

Pre-flop: (5 players) TWP is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises to $24</font>, <font color="#cc0000">TWP raises to $84</font>, 2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises to $288</font>, <font color="#cc0000">TWP raises all-in $1018.15</font>, <font color="#cc0000">CO calls all-in $559.9</font>.
Uncalled bets: $170.25 returned to TWP.

Flop: Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($18, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $1704.8)


Turn: 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($18, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $1704.8)


River: 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($18, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $1704.8)


Results:
Final pot: $18
<font color="#ffffff">CO showed Ad Qh</font>


******* Hand 2 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $3/$6
4 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $768.40
TWP: $809.45
UTG: $609
SB: $286
BB: $2713.60

Pre-flop: (4 players) TWP is Button with J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">UTG raises to $24</font>, <font color="#cc0000">TWP raises to $84</font>, 2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">UTG raises to $279</font>, <font color="#cc0000">TWP raises all-in $809.45</font>, <font color="#cc0000">UTG calls all-in $489.4</font>.
Uncalled bets: $41.05 returned to TWP.

Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($18, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $1545.8)


Turn: T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($18, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $1545.8)


River: 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($18, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $1545.8)


Results:
Final pot: $18
<font color="#ffffff">UTG showed 9h 9s</font>


******* Hand 3 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $3/$6
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $980.70
TWP: $600
CO: $2012.55
Button: $697
SB: $929
BB: $1025.40

Pre-flop: (6 players) TWP is UTG+1 with Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG calls, <font color="#cc0000">TWP raises to $30</font>, 2 folds, SB calls, BB folds, UTG calls.

Flop: 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($96, 3 players)
SB checks, UTG checks, <font color="#cc0000">TWP bets $69</font>, SB folds, <font color="#cc0000">UTG raises to $210</font>, <font color="#cc0000">TWP raises all-in $570</font>, UTG calls.

Turn: 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($1236, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $1236)


River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($1236, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $1236)


Results:
Final pot: $1236
<font color="#ffffff">UTG showed As 4s</font>
<font color="#ffffff">TWP mucks Qc Qh</font>


******* Hand 4 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $3/$6
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
TWP: $642
UTG+1: $838.65
CO: $1112
Button: $579
SB: $722
BB: $391.75

Pre-flop: (6 players) TWP is UTG with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">TWP raises to $24</font>, 3 folds, SB calls, BB folds.

Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($54, 2 players)
SB checks, <font color="#cc0000">TWP bets $36</font>, SB calls.

Turn: 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($126, 2 players)
SB checks, <font color="#cc0000">TWP bets $99</font>, SB calls.

River: 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($324, 2 players)
SB checks, <font color="#cc0000">TWP bets $210</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB raises all-in $563</font>, <font color="#cc0000">TWP calls all-in $273</font>.
Uncalled bets: $80 returned to SB.

Results:
Final pot: $1290
<font color="#ffffff">SB showed 4d Ad</font>
<font color="#ffffff">TWP mucks Ah Th</font>


******* Hand 5 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $3/$6
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $579
UTG+1: $1331
CO: $391.75
TWP: $600
SB: $874.65
BB: $1112

Pre-flop: (6 players) TWP is Button with T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 raises to $18</font>, CO folds, TWP calls, SB calls, BB folds.

Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($60, 3 players)
SB checks, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 bets $24</font>, <font color="#cc0000">TWP raises to $48</font>, SB folds, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 raises to $162</font>, TWP calls.

Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($384, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 is all-in $1151</font>, <font color="#cc0000">TWP calls all-in $420</font>.
Uncalled bets: $731 returned to UTG+1.

River: Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($1224, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $1224)


Results:
Final pot: $1224
<font color="#ffffff">UTG+1 showed Ac 2d</font>


******* Hand 6 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $3/$6
4 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $821
Button: $597
SB: $212
TWP: $1112
UTG: $579
TWP: $1349.55

Pre-flop: (4 players) TWP is BB with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">Button raises to $21</font>, SB folds, <font color="#cc0000">TWP raises to $63</font>, Button calls.

Flop: 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($129, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">TWP bets $93</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Button raises all-in $534</font>, TWP calls.

Turn: 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($1197, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $1197)


River: J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($1197, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $1197)


Results:
Final pot: $1197
<font color="#ffffff">TWP showed Kd Kc</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Button showed Ad Tc</font>


******* Hand 7 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $3/$6
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $720
TWP: $606
CO: $583.15
Button: $506
SB: $828.45
BB: $1671.25

Pre-flop: (6 players) TWP is UTG+1 with 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">TWP raises to $24</font>, CO calls, Button calls, 2 folds.

Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($81, 3 players)
<font color="#cc0000">TWP bets $57</font>, CO calls, Button folds.

Turn: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($195, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">TWP bets $126</font>, CO calls.

River: 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($447, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">TWP is all-in $399</font>, <font color="#cc0000">CO calls all-in $376.15</font>.
Uncalled bets: $22.85 returned to TWP.

Results:
Final pot: $1199.3
<font color="#ffffff">TWP showed 7h 7s</font>
<font color="#ffffff">CO showed 9s 9d</font>


******* Hand 8 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $3/$6
4 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $652
Button: $844
Button: $506
SB: $828.45
SB: $378.75
TWP: $1402.50

Pre-flop: (4 players) TWP is BB with 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
2 folds, SB calls, TWP checks.

Flop: 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($12, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets $12</font>, <font color="#cc0000">TWP raises to $45</font>, SB calls.

Turn: 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($102, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets $12</font>, <font color="#cc0000">TWP raises to $135</font>, SB calls.

River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($372, 2 players)
SB checks, <font color="#cc0000">TWP bets $369</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB calls all-in $192.75</font>.
Uncalled bets: $176.25 returned to TWP.

Results:
Final pot: $757.5
<font color="#ffffff">SB showed Td 4d</font>
<font color="#ffffff">TWP showed 3h Ts</font>


******* Hand 9 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $3/$6
3 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
TWP: $1168.50
SB: $585
TWP: $844
TWP: $506
SB: $828.45
BB: $602.40

Pre-flop: (3 players) TWP is Button with T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">TWP raises to $24</font>, SB folds, BB calls.

Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($51, 2 players)
BB checks, TWP checks.

Turn: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($51, 2 players)
BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">TWP bets $39</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises to $102</font>, TWP calls.

River: 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($255, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets $210</font>, TWP calls.

Results:
Final pot: $675
<font color="#ffffff">BB showed Js Ks</font>


******* Hand 10 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $3/$6
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $1136.40
SB: $828.45
CO: $1439.70
TWP: $600
SB: $780.05
BB: $668.30

Pre-flop: (5 players) TWP is Button with 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">TWP raises to $24</font>, SB folds, BB calls.

Flop: 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($51, 2 players)
BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">TWP bets $36</font>, BB calls.

Turn: 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($123, 2 players)
BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">TWP bets $78</font>, BB calls.

River: A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($279, 2 players)
BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">TWP bets $180</font>, BB calls.

Results:
Final pot: $639
<font color="#ffffff">BB showed Qd 9h</font>


******* Hand 11 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $2/$4
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $171.90
UTG+1: $663.85
CO: $741.85
Button: $299.70
SB: $196.90
TWP: $400

Pre-flop: (6 players) TWP is BB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">UTG raises to $12</font>, 2 folds, Button calls, SB calls, <font color="#cc0000">TWP raises to $70</font>, UTG folds, Button calls, SB folds.

Flop: 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($164, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">TWP is all-in $330</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Button calls all-in $229.7</font>.
Uncalled bets: $100.3 returned to TWP.

Turn: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($623.4, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $623.4)


River: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($623.4, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $623.4)


Results:
Final pot: $623.4
<font color="#ffffff">TWP showed 9s 9d</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Button showed 9h 5h</font>

******* Hand 12 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $2/$4
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
TWP: $1217.10
UTG+1: $400
CO: $324
Button: $77.65
SB: $247
BB: $433.45

Pre-flop: (6 players) TWP is UTG with 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">TWP raises to $16</font>, 3 folds, <font color="#cc0000">SB raises to $44</font>, BB folds, <font color="#cc0000">TWP raises to $122</font>, SB calls.

Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($248, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB is all-in $125</font>, TWP calls.

Turn: J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($498, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $498)


River: 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($498, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $498)


Results:
Final pot: $498
<font color="#ffffff">SB showed Qs Ac</font>
<font color="#ffffff">TWP mucks 7h 7d</font>
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Old 06-20-2007, 03:23 PM
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Wow this is disturbing... I remember when you posted insane profit graphs every other day in BBV.

Switch to coaching for while?

Edit: Wait... regged in 2004? Are you not the same person as the account "hold em killah?"
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Old 06-20-2007, 03:23 PM
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graph?
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Old 06-20-2007, 03:25 PM
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Old 06-20-2007, 03:25 PM
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graph?

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Old 06-20-2007, 03:27 PM
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start staking people. namely, me.
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Old 06-20-2007, 03:27 PM
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not sure who wants to get coached...
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Old 06-20-2007, 03:28 PM
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30k.|./\
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Old 06-20-2007, 03:29 PM
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not sure who wants to get coached...

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don't worry, my coaching is still excellent. ask any of my students. after all, where do you think the 30k came from? i still know how to get money in good, which is all my students need. i just dont know how to make it come out good, anymore.
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Old 06-20-2007, 03:30 PM
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Edit: Wait... regged in 2004? Are you not the same person as the account "hold em killah?"

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hahahahahaha. no, i'm not. i'm TWP. it's very easy to tell. you just look at the NAME of the poster.
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