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Old 06-17-2007, 09:05 PM
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Default Whores that play innocent and hand washing

Just curious as I've been running across this a lot lately. I knew this one chick that pretended to be very innocent and a good girl. She carried a bottle of Purell hand sanitizer with her in her purse, coat pocket, etc. She would break it out every time we were about to eat at a restaurant. She acted shy and innocent and exercised strict hand hygiene. Despite this she was a mega-whore and slept with guys that I wouldn't shake hands with. It was almost like she was thinking "my snatch may be a petri dish but at least my hands are clean hahahahah"!

I've recently met another girl that would always joke around about handrails on escalators being dirtier than toilet seats and would yell at me not to touch them. Also a megawhore.

Then there was this one girl that would talk about using paper towels to open up bathroom doors. I do that too but I don't bring it up in conversation a lot. Instantly I had my suspicions. And low and behold she was a.... megawhore.

Girl I knew from highschool used to use aliases to protect her secret megawhore identity. Guess one night she forgot where she was and her boyfriend came home to the fraternity to see 15 of his frat brothers lined up behind her riding the train. She also carried bottles of Purell.

I could go on. Has anyone else noticed a similar trend?
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Old 06-17-2007, 09:06 PM
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if i could change mod titles, wacki's would read, 'amateur anthropologist'
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Old 06-17-2007, 09:15 PM
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Hmm.. wacki you may be onto something. This girl was into hand sanitizing, brushed teeth like crazy, but her poontang was always oozing and stank of rotten fish (obv mega whore ldo).
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Old 06-17-2007, 09:18 PM
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Heh, I guess I kinda do that. This is just one thing that has always puzzled me. I've met a bunch of these and it's almost like they are compensating for their nasty snatch with clean hands. Not every whore does this obviously. But in all honesty I don't think I've ever met a socially adept woman obsessed with hand cleanliness that practiced monogamy.
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Old 06-17-2007, 09:26 PM
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Jackpot.

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Old 06-17-2007, 09:29 PM
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lol, nh noah

I actually don't know many girls who use hand sanitizer. Looks like I'm missing out
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Old 06-17-2007, 09:29 PM
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Wouldn't that be hard for 15 guys to be line up behind one girl riding the train?? If this was literally the case, you would have one happy guy and 13 others with sore rectums..
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Old 06-17-2007, 10:10 PM
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Wouldn't that be hard for 15 guys to be line up behind one girl riding the train?? If this was literally the case, you would have one happy guy and 13 others with sore rectums..

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Rule #1 of gang bangs: You take turns (on the girl) You don't poke the first hole you find.
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Old 06-17-2007, 10:41 PM
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If you're not obtaining these with money, then I have to insist that you wash and sanitize your hands before shaking mine.

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I carry bottles and bottles of Purell. HOLLA

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Old 06-17-2007, 10:51 PM
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Wouldn't that be hard for 15 guys to be line up behind one girl riding the train?? If this was literally the case, you would have one happy guy and 13 others with sore rectums..

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So which one of the guys is the happy one? The one that's banging the girl while he's getting it in the poopchute or the last guy in the line that's banging the guy in front of him and NOT getting it in the poopchute? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

IMO, none of the guys should be happy, unless they're all gay and/or bi.
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