Beat: ZOMG! Kickball (rant lolz)

rubbrband · #1 06-20-2007, 12:42 AM

Ok I don't know if many of you are aware but I joined a kickball team. Seems fun social meet new people ect. Problem is our team is [censored] horrible. I am fairly competitive but I decide to try and let it go. These mutherfuckers cant' even catch. It's s a kickball! We got beat 12-0 last week and 17-0 this week. The only thing from saving us from further blowouts is a rule that is they beat us by 20 they forfeit. I don't think we will win a game. We have a bunch of gay guys on our team that didn't know which base to run to 3rd or 1st. ZOMG so frustrating.

rubbrband · #2 06-20-2007, 12:56 AM

Oh yeah forgot kickball is sponsored by coors light so we all go to a designated bar and party afterwards 50 teams = like 300 kickballers at the bar. I am drunk now ldo.

BJLTNYK · #3 06-20-2007, 01:00 AM

I didn't know it was possible to be this bad at kickball. It requires almost no coordination to kick or catch. How you haven't scored a run in 2 games is mind boggling. Litle kids play this game. Your teammates should be ashamed.

rubbrband · #4 06-20-2007, 01:06 AM

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I didn't know it was possible to be this bad at kickball. It requires almost no coordination to kick or catch. How you haven't scored a run in 2 games is mind boggling. Litle kids play this game. Your teammates should be ashamed.

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I fuckign know!!!!!1111 I got like half the outs at 3rd base.

Pontuan21 · #5 06-20-2007, 01:13 AM

Well, hopefully you can rename your team name to "Off Constantly". How the [expletive] do you get shutout in kickball?

mbillie1 · #6 06-20-2007, 01:21 AM

Start bribing the officials... because you are never going to live down three consecutive kickball shutouts

rubbrband · #7 06-20-2007, 01:22 AM

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Well, hopefully you can rename your team name to "Off Constantly". How the [expletive] do you get shutout in kickball?

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We almost scored a run (the tard was safe by a mile). Problem is there are 2 home plates to avoid collision(gay rule) one for fielders and the other one for runners. Tardlet touches the wong base and is called out so we don't get our first run. I then get some kind of stupid warning for cussing and yelling at everone.