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Old 11-17-2007, 02:58 AM
lucid75 lucid75 is offline
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Default Re: jokes you\'ve made IRL that flopped

When I was playing PLO in Biloxi, I won a particularly large pot, and was racking my chips up to leave. During play at the table, I had already heard several snide comments about me being young, asian, and not from the South. One of the many middle aged southern guys (mostly from New Orleans/southern mississippi) said, "Just like that huh? Hit and run."

"Might as well call me Katrina, right?" I said.

I froze for a moment, while no one laughed, and in mid shuffle, the dealer's deck exploded. Then, while walking away I couldn't help myself, " Too soon? Well, George Bush hates white people.."
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Old 11-17-2007, 03:38 AM
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When I was playing PLO in Biloxi, I won a particularly large pot, and was racking my chips up to leave. During play at the table, I had already heard several snide comments about me being young, asian, and not from the South. One of the many middle aged southern guys (mostly from New Orleans/southern mississippi) said, "Just like that huh? Hit and run."

"Might as well call me Katrina, right?" I said.

I froze for a moment, while no one laughed, and in mid shuffle, the dealer's deck exploded. Then, while walking away I couldn't help myself, " Too soon? Well, George Bush hates white people.."

[/ QUOTE ]2nd line ruined it.
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Old 11-17-2007, 06:01 AM
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When I was playing PLO in Biloxi, I won a particularly large pot, and was racking my chips up to leave. During play at the table, I had already heard several snide comments about me being young, asian, and not from the South. One of the many middle aged southern guys (mostly from New Orleans/southern mississippi) said, "Just like that huh? Hit and run."

"Might as well call me Katrina, right?" I said.

I froze for a moment, while no one laughed, and in mid shuffle, the dealer's deck exploded. Then, while walking away I couldn't help myself, " Too soon? Well, George Bush hates white people.."

[/ QUOTE ]2nd line ruined it.

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Yeah, he hates white people? I don't particularly get that part. Had he just turned and said 'too soon?', he'd be my new hero.
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