ship the rakeback!

tannenj · #1 10-11-2007, 04:32 AM

nobody can rostucko like i can:

the stretch from hands 2,000-4,300 was the sickest run i've ever had. a few of the dirtiest hands:

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HAND #1
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Full Tilt Poker, $2/$4 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

BTN: $465.20
Hero (SB): $623.85
BB: $527
UTG: $92.70
MP: $47
CO: $430.25

Pre-Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (SB)
2 folds, CO calls $4, BTN calls $4, Hero raises to $26, BB folds, CO calls $22, BTN folds

Flop: ($60) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero bets $40, CO raises to $80, Hero calls $40

Turn: ($220) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, CO bets $68, Hero raises to $424, CO calls $256.25 and is All-In

River: ($868.50) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $868.50 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a flush, King high) and LOST (-$430.25 NET)
CO showed T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a full house, Tens full of Fours) and WON $865.50 (+$435.25 NET)

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HAND #2
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Full Tilt Poker, $2/$4 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

UTG: $400
MP: $315.10
Hero (CO): $1,484.40
BTN: $49.70
SB: $502.60
BB: $447.75

Pre-Flop: Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (CO)
UTG raises to $16, MP folds, Hero calls $16, 2 folds, BB calls $12

Flop: ($50) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
BB checks, UTG bets $33, Hero calls $33, BB folds

Turn: ($116) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
UTG bets $78, Hero calls $78

River: ($272) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
UTG bets $273 and is All-In, Hero calls $273

Results: $818 Pot ($3 Rake)
UTG showed A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a full house, Aces full of Queens) and WON $815 (+$415 NET)
Hero mucked Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a full house, Queens full of Aces) and LOST (-$400 NET)

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HAND #3
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Full Tilt Poker, $2/$4 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

MP: $432
CO: $583.50
Hero (BTN): $1,173.10
SB: $227.70
BB: $429.90
UTG: $400

Pre-Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BTN)
UTG raises to $14, 2 folds, Hero calls $14, SB calls $12, BB folds

Flop: ($46) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players)
SB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets $38, SB folds, UTG raises to $386 and is All-In, Hero calls $348

Turn: ($818) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($818) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $818 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Kings and Jacks) and LOST (-$400 NET)
UTG showed Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Kings and Queens) and WON $815 (+$415 NET)

here are two of the hands that helped me get unstuck:

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HAND #1
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Full Tilt Poker, $2/$4 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

Hero (SB): $637.20
BB: $1,468.45

Pre-Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (SB)
Hero raises to $12, BB raises to $40, Hero calls $28

Flop: ($80) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB bets $66, Hero raises to $180, BB raises to $1,428.45 and is All-In, Hero calls $417.20 and is All-In

Turn: ($1,274.40) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($1,274.40) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $1,274.40 Pot ($0.50 Rake)
Hero showed K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a flush, Ace high) and WON $1,273.90 (+$636.70 NET)
BB showed 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a flush, Ace high) and LOST (-$637.20 NET)

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HAND #2
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Full Tilt Poker, $2/$4 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

BTN: $1,160.80
Hero (SB): $485.55
BB: $450.40
UTG: $74.20
MP: $840.85
CO: $94

Pre-Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (SB)
4 folds, Hero raises to $16, BB calls $12

Flop: ($32) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero bets $28, BB raises to $76, Hero raises to $469.55 and is All-In, BB calls $358.40 and is All-In

Turn: ($900.80) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($900.80) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $900.80 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a straight, Ten high) and WON $897.80 (+$447.40 NET)
BB showed 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Sevens) and LOST (-$450.40 NET)

bonus hand history:

Full Tilt Poker, $2/$4 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 4 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

noluck17 (BB): $832.30
UTG: $516.20
Hero (BTN): $442
SB: $708.70

Pre-Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BTN)
UTG folds, Hero raises to $14, SB folds, noluck17 raises to $54, Hero raises to $115, noluck17 folds

Results: $110 Pot
Hero mucked 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] and WON $110 (+$56 NET)

bonus pic:

fingersmith · #2 10-11-2007, 04:41 AM

christ isn't that like 600 in rakeback in one day? so you had an insane 20 hour session and made ~1k, life could be worse i guess.

anyway obviously the sickest thing here is the number of hands. you're a sicko.

tannenj · #3 10-11-2007, 04:44 AM

fwiw, the session took exactly 12.5 hours (8tabling) and was good for about $375 in rakeback. but yes, i am out of my mind.

Panthro · #4 10-11-2007, 04:47 AM

nh sir

dboy23 · #5 10-11-2007, 04:57 AM

nice. I usually just give up after losing a bit on the day because I start playing like [censored]. Wish I was better at the art of rostucko.

fingersmith · #6 10-11-2007, 05:00 AM

oh yea i guess the rake you generate stops doubling once you move past 1/2

brianpower · #7 10-11-2007, 05:01 AM

Impressive, at the bottom of that graph Im tiltin like Taz on too much coke.

tannenj · #8 10-11-2007, 05:04 AM

after the first hand, i grabbed an aquafina bottle and threw it as hard as i could against my wall. the cap exploded and water leaked all over the floor.

i felt a strong urge to throw my mouse against the wall, but i was level-headed enough to realize that if i did this, i wouldn't be able to continue the session.

at least i didn't pull a hek and throw my headphones at my monitor. in fairness, i'm not rich enough to be throwing my headphones at my monitor.

honestly, i think my tilt control is pretty good.

Sirasoni · #9 10-11-2007, 05:18 AM

What's your ftp name if you don't mind?

edit: nvm you probably do mind seeing as how you blocked it out :P

tannenj · #10 10-11-2007, 05:24 AM

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What's your ftp name if you don't mind?

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blocked for a reason, sir. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

but check pms.