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Old 04-05-2007, 02:48 AM
kickabuck kickabuck is offline
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I just picked up a 46 year old broad that said "lick me" . I go down and I find she sh** everywhere. Needless to say this is a first. I'm being cool, but man, this is pretty nasty.
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Old 04-05-2007, 03:43 AM
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I just picked up a 46 year old broad that said "lick me" . I go down and I find she sh** everywhere. Needless to say this is a first. I'm being cool, but man, this is pretty nasty.

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How can you possibly be cool... and WHY WOULD YOU POSSIBLY BE COOL!?!?

Did she... not notice?
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Old 04-05-2007, 03:44 AM
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She was of course mortified, she had a skirt on and left crap on my couch. I drove her home, and despite having sent her to the bathroom, she somehow managed to leave her mark on my car seat. Tonight I quit drinking, this is too much.
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Old 04-05-2007, 03:47 AM
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We need pics
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Old 04-05-2007, 03:54 AM
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I just picked up a 46 year old broad that said "lick me" . I go down and I find she sh** everywhere. Needless to say this is a first. I'm being cool, but man, this is pretty nasty.

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How can you possibly be cool... and WHY WOULD YOU POSSIBLY BE COOL!?!?

Did she... not notice?

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Actually I gagged and hustled to the bathroom, barely managing not to puke. She had spent a lot of time in the john, came out and lay on my couch. After about ten minutes we started to kiss and she said to lick her cl**, which at the bar she had said she wanted. I started to oblige, only to find defecate everywhere. I was shocked, and started to gag and ran for the bathroom. Hard to describe just how nasty this was. She was so drunk, she just didn't know, on the ride home she told me to thank my parents raising such a fine guy to be so non-chalant. She must be incredibly embarassed.
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Old 04-05-2007, 03:54 AM
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I JUST THREW UP EVERYWHERE THANKS ALOT KICKABUCK
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Old 04-05-2007, 03:56 AM
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We need pics

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No way man, this was really way out there. I'm 39 and been around a bit, feel really bad for this woman but I think it's time to settle down and quit the bar scene.
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Old 04-05-2007, 09:34 AM
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shlt happens
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Old 04-05-2007, 09:46 AM
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these are the posts that BBV was made for
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