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Old 07-24-2007, 11:51 PM
stealthmunk stealthmunk is offline
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Default Major Brag: Matusow Went Off On Me

Seat 1: YourTimeIsUp ($5,248.50)
Seat 2: Mike Matusow ($4,922)
Mike Matusow posts the small blind of $25
YourTimeIsUp posts the big blind of $50
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to YourTimeIsUp [Js Qc 5s 6c]
Mike Matusow has 15 seconds left to act
Mike Matusow calls $25
YourTimeIsUp raises to $150
Mike Matusow has 15 seconds left to act
Mike Matusow calls $100
*** FLOP *** [Qh 2d Ah]
YourTimeIsUp bets $250
Mike Matusow calls $250
*** TURN *** [Qh 2d Ah] [Qs]
YourTimeIsUp checks
Mike Matusow checks
*** RIVER *** [Qh 2d Ah Qs] [5c]
YourTimeIsUp checks
Mike Matusow bets $800
YourTimeIsUp raises to $3,050
Mike Matusow has 15 seconds left to act
Mike Matusow calls $2,250
*** SHOW DOWN ***
YourTimeIsUp shows [Js Qc 5s 6c] a full house, Queens full of Fives
Mike Matusow mucks
YourTimeIsUp wins the pot ($6,899.50) with a full house, Queens full of Fives
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $6,900 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Qh 2d Ah Qs 5c]
Seat 1: YourTimeIsUp (big blind) showed [Js Qc 5s 6c] and won ($6,899.50) with a full house, Queens full of Fives
Seat 2: Mike Matusow (small blind) mucked [3s 6h 6s 4c] - a straight, Five high




YourTimeIsUp: sup mikey
YourTimeIsUp: u wanna play 50-1?
Mike Matusow: hi
Mike Matusow: n
YourTimeIsUp: k glYourTimeIsUp: reload plz
YourTimeIsUp: i don't play short
Mike Matusow: u mother fker
Mike Matusow: o classs $!%@ sucker
YourTimeIsUp: i just don't play short
YourTimeIsUp: u want me to lend u $?
YourTimeIsUp: to reload?
Mike Matusow: learn tiqutte
YourTimeIsUp: i just don't play short sir.
Mike Matusow: learn ettiqutte fk head
YourTimeIsUp: i don't play short.
YourTimeIsUp: reload
YourTimeIsUp: and i'll keep playing you.
Mike Matusow: u lyoung punks no ettiqutte
Mike Matusow: k u
YourTimeIsUp: not true.
Mike Matusow: fk u
YourTimeIsUp: you want a 5k loan?
YourTimeIsUp: i'll transfer 5k right now.
Mike Matusow: i was gona keplaying but go fk your
sle and lern ettiqutte
YourTimeIsUp: i just won't play u short
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Old 07-24-2007, 11:54 PM
AHoboOnFire AHoboOnFire is offline
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Default Re: Major Brag: Matusow Went Off On Me

pretty obvious English isn't Mikey's first language.
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Old 07-24-2007, 11:55 PM
stealthmunk stealthmunk is offline
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Default Re: Major Brag: Matusow Went Off On Me

continued from rail.

Mike Matusow (Observer): they hide behinde the computer
so u dont knowwho u plyain they beat u a pot th gie u kig
nbad ettiqut
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Old 07-24-2007, 11:56 PM
chicken10der chicken10der is offline
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Default Re: Major Brag: Matusow Went Off On Me

what is this, dutch? english only at the tables, please
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Old 07-24-2007, 11:57 PM
ImsaKidd ImsaKidd is offline
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Default Re: Major Brag: Matusow Went Off On Me

Why the hell would you offer to lend matusow $$?
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Old 07-24-2007, 11:57 PM
stealthmunk stealthmunk is offline
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Default Re: Major Brag: Matusow Went Off On Me

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Why the hell would you offer to lend matusow $$?

[/ QUOTE ]

Everyone I've talked to says mike is a standup guy and 100% good for his money.
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Old 07-24-2007, 11:58 PM
professormike professormike is offline
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Default Re: Major Brag: Matusow Went Off On Me

they give you kegs? what mikey?
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Old 07-25-2007, 12:01 AM
tedtodd tedtodd is offline
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Default Re: Major Brag: Matusow Went Off On Me

[ QUOTE ]
continued from rail.

Mike Matusow (Observer): they hide behinde the computer
so u dont knowwho u plyain they beat u a pot th gie u kig
nbad ettiqut

[/ QUOTE ]

Awesome man. LOL- i wish he knew how old you are.
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Old 07-25-2007, 12:01 AM
shaniac shaniac is offline
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Default Re: Major Brag: Matusow Went Off On Me

Congrats on acting like a major assshole for the 4875th time in chat this year.

(Obviously, it's not action you want, you just want to piss people off, cuz Mike would have reloaded if you had just stfu).
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Old 07-25-2007, 12:03 AM
bulldogs24 bulldogs24 is offline
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Default Re: Major Brag: Matusow Went Off On Me

why doesnt matusow get chat ban

rigged
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