farting at work

[mbillie1]

so i have wretched gas today at work, and it stinks the whole joint up, i mean i sit kinda far frrom the next closest person but still... this is ridiculous at this point, what's my play if someone confronts me about the nose hairs falling out of their nose or the paint peeling off the walls? denial? "he who smealt it dealt it" rhyme contest? fart again?

halp!