Don't come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)

[Bona]

There is a lot of spec' about Bo up here. Any down there?

[shadow.]

okay,

so im pissed and im pissed.

pissed as in drunk.

pissed as in angry.

PISSED.

you hear me!

HEAR MY RORAR OF THUNDER

DELTA FLIHGT BRING ME HOME.

[censored] standby

[censored] poker

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[Blzdwrath]

I am so getting this shirt.

http://www.crazydogtshirts.com/servlet/Detail?no=1401

[Wetdog]

I wound up losing 3 cents [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

WTF am i doing in .01/.02 NL?

PokerStars $0.01/$0.02 No-Limit Hold'em - 9 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

BB: $6.43
UTG: $2.90
UTG+1: $0.55
UTG+2: $1.91
MP1: $5.00
MP2: $5.04
CO: $3.25
Button: $3.24
SB: $1.81

MP1 posts a blind of $0.02

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
UTG calls $0.02, UTG+1 calls $0.02, UTG+2 folds, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises to $0.04</font>, MP2 calls $0.04, CO folds, Button folds, <font color="#FF0000">SB raises to $1.81 (all in)</font>, BB folds, UTG folds, UTG+1 folds, Hero calls $1.77, MP2 folds.

Flop: ($3.72) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>


Turn: ($3.72) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>


River: ($3.72) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>


Final Pot: $3.72

Results:
<font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero shows 8h, 8c (two pair, Eights and Fours).
SB shows 8d, 8s (two pair, Eights and Fours).
Outcome: Hero wins $1.78.
SB wins $1.79.
($0.14 Rake)
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[Bona]

Put your chips in your pocket and step away from that table. Immediately.

You can't min raise like that. And:

You especially can't call a preflop push with 88. You are a danger to yourself and others in your present condition [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Wetdog]

Bona, I was steaming-slumming-goofing off-killing time before my live game. I actually won a buck and a half.

[MrWookie]

Brag: My lesbian baked me a pumpkin pie. It's delicious.
Beat: I guess this means she's still dreaming of the serious, traditional long-term relationship she originally told me she wanted, and not the fooling around, temporary, "we turn each other on" type of relationship I agreed to. She's too crazy and has too many issues for me to want the former.
Beat: She's calling me "hon" and "dear." WTF? Stop that and take off your shirt instead.
Variance (aka "standard"): One tasty adult beverage too many means I share my personal life with strangers on the internet.

[Harv72b]

rigged.

Speaking of NL donkfests, just got done playing a $1.10 NL MTT on Stars. Ended up all in with 33, got called by 22. 2 on the flop. I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] poker.