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Old 05-21-2007, 03:08 PM
THAY3R THAY3R is offline
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Tiny implants where your thumb can be a speaker and your pinky finger a microphone.

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now we're getting somewhere

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This would be so awesome.
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Old 05-21-2007, 03:11 PM
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BTW I dunno if y'all care about the real world at all, but if phones just had an open Java or WinCE platform all these features and more would have been done ages ago, along with tons more.
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Old 05-21-2007, 03:12 PM
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one that gives blow jobs
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Old 05-21-2007, 03:36 PM
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Capable of remote desktop to specific programs on your computer at home.
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Old 05-21-2007, 04:12 PM
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Phone book, calendar, flip phone with two screens. No camera, no speakerphone, no ringtones or music player.

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I was about to say that speakerphone is essential for avoiding a neck cramp when you're on hold, but then I remembered that everyone except me has those little bluetooth ear things on. That they wear all day without ever taking them off. I hate those. I don't even know why I care, but I hate those things. It's like a status symbol for That Guy who thinks he so damn busy - and important. Maybe it's just me.
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Old 05-21-2007, 04:29 PM
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cell phone gun
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Old 05-21-2007, 04:50 PM
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Default Re: A cell pone feature that isn\'t (yet anyways)

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BTW I dunno if y'all care about the real world at all, but if phones just had an open Java or WinCE platform all these features and more would have been done ages ago, along with tons more.

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See my post above.
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Old 05-21-2007, 05:27 PM
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Tiny implants where your thumb can be a speaker and your pinky finger a microphone.

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why wouldn't you have the speaker implant in your earlobe or ear, and the microphone in your lip or something similiar. could be as jewelery (earring + lip or nose ring) or as stealth implants. hell, you could have a speaker implant in each ear, so you have automatic stereo headphones on.
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Old 05-21-2007, 05:36 PM
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Tiny implants where your thumb can be a speaker and your pinky finger a microphone.

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why wouldn't you have the speaker implant in your earlobe or ear, and the microphone in your lip or something similiar. could be as jewelery (earring + lip or nose ring) or as stealth implants. hell, you could have a speaker implant in each ear, so you have automatic stereo headphones on.

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You are missing the point!

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Old 05-21-2007, 07:45 PM
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A lighter. It would be awesome to light cigarettes with your cell phone.
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