if you were making a football team out of food, what would you choose

[ebepse]

11 players. they all would play offense, defense, and special teams.

heres my choice. i dont feel like explaining what they would do for everything so i just briefly listed them according to offense.

linemen:
1.

2.

3.

4.


5.

6.

and the backs:

7.
8.
9.
10.
with my QB obv being:
11.

[Barretboy]

potato for defense obv.

[ebepse]

they all play both ways moran.

and you may question why i chose the mushrooms.
fwiw i think they would be a good snapper

[Fubster]

Mushrooms go bad so quick (also known as injured in practice) so you might want to have some solid prospects. Might I suggest leeks?

[pnazari]

this might be the dumbest thread in the history of the internets.

[Barretboy]

dude what about shallets? those things could withstand the holocaust...


too soon?

[Labarde]

no. you just dont get it

[Fubster]

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this might be the dumbest thread in the history of the internets.

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Get a load of this guy over here.

[SimonBarSinister]

Here's your running backs and receivers!

[Barretboy]

d-linemen