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Old 08-31-2007, 03:13 AM
TheJokerIsWild TheJokerIsWild is offline
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Default God I suck at poker

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $116.15
BB: $27.65
UTG: $53.95
Hero (CO): $333.65
BTN: $18.60

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (5 Players)
UTG folds, Hero raises to $3.50, BTN calls $3.50, SB folds, BB calls $2.50

Flop: ($11) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
BB checks, Hero bets all-in for $330.15, BTN calls all-in for $15.10, BB calls all-in for $24.15
Uncalled bet of $306.00 returned to Hero
Uncalled bet of $0.00 returned to BB

Turn: ($74.40) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players - 3 All-In)

River: ($74.40) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players - 3 All-In)

Pot Size: $74.40 ($3 Rake)

BB had J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Jacks) and WON (+$43.75)
BTN had T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (King Jack high) and LOST (-$18.60)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (Ace Queen high) and LOST (-$27.65)
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Old 08-31-2007, 03:26 AM
MotorBoatingSOB MotorBoatingSOB is offline
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Default Re: God I suck at poker

seems pretty standard for the shortstackers in those games
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Old 08-31-2007, 03:35 AM
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Default Re: God I suck at poker

I think your first preflop raise was solid. Even after the flop you had any 5 or any spade+spiking any queen or any ace 6 more outs=wellcome to the dead from suckout club.
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Old 08-31-2007, 03:51 AM
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How did MotorBoatingSOB get caught in my mix?
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Old 08-31-2007, 03:55 AM
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Are you high right now?
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Old 08-31-2007, 03:59 AM
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8 Miller High Lifes...does that count as high?
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Old 08-31-2007, 03:59 AM
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8 Miller High Lifes...does that count as high?

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Yeah, it all makes sense now.
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Old 08-31-2007, 04:01 AM
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What does that mean?
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Old 08-31-2007, 04:02 AM
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What does that mean?

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You seem a little "off" this evening.
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Old 08-31-2007, 04:14 AM
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Default Re: God I suck at poker

you dont suck at poker: but just in case...
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