Brag: Awesome Girlfriend

citanul · #1 08-26-2007, 08:21 PM

We were supposed to go out to dinner with friends tonight, to make up for skipping their housewarming and me skipping their wedding. About 4 hours before dinner, she asks me:

Can we just stay home and watch Die Hard, and have sex?

Does this mean I win?

Karak567 · #2 08-26-2007, 08:21 PM

no

Das Budrick · #3 08-26-2007, 08:21 PM

solid brag if she is hot ldo

edfurlong · #4 08-26-2007, 08:22 PM

It means she's blowing your neighbor.

citanul · #5 08-26-2007, 08:25 PM

oh ed, with razor sharp witticisms like that, it sure is hard to see how you got to 11k posts in such quick time.

SomethingClever · #6 08-26-2007, 08:26 PM

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Can we just stay home and watch Die Hard With a Vengeance, and then I'll give you a BJ?

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FTW

surfinillini · #7 08-26-2007, 08:27 PM

pics of girlfriend or ban?

Patrio · #8 08-26-2007, 08:29 PM

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pics of girlfriend or selfban?

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FYP

filsteal · #9 08-26-2007, 08:29 PM

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Can we just stay home and watch Die Hard, and then I'll give you a BJ With a Vengeance?

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FTW

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FYP to make it more intriguing.

citanul · #10 08-26-2007, 08:30 PM

SC,

I refuse to let her see DH: waV until she sees the first two. So tonight we're seeing #2. Also you left out the part where the perfect woman would make me a sandwich at some point.