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Old 11-09-2007, 06:38 PM
stabn stabn is offline
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Me at kyleb's baseball game.

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Boy [censored] Howdy this was true.

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Um, story plz?

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We're heckling obv. We also have a prop bet on runs and got has this inning. Kyleb gives up 6 runs and walks off the field.

I yell, "BETTER THAN WE EXPECTED".

People a few rows down turn with a wow expression on their faces, laugh, and say something that i forget. I'm pretty into the heckling now.

One of the three guys using wood bats in the game gets up. Hits some sort of weak ass [censored].

I yell something like, "THAT IS WHY YOU USE A METAL BAT SIR".
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Old 11-09-2007, 06:51 PM
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stabn - I don't think that qualifies.
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Old 11-09-2007, 07:02 PM
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Boris,

If you were there, trust me, it did.

The "BETTER THAN EXPECTED" was money. The "METAL BAT SIR" was umm... not.
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Old 11-09-2007, 07:03 PM
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The kind I hate are the thunder stealing laugh pirates. Like you have a crowd and you're telling some awesome story and everyone is laughing their asses off and as soon as you finish the thunder stealer says "hey bostaevski did I ever tell you about the time..." and he pirates all of *MY* laughs. People have to stop laughing at my story so they can hear his. Then he tries to one-up me by telling some stupid story that is hilarious to him but not even remotely funny or interesting to anyone else. Meanwhile almost everyone sort of turns around and starts ignoring the laugh pirate while I am stuck listening to this guy's story then have to pretend I found it amusing.
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Old 11-09-2007, 07:07 PM
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The kind I hate are the thunder stealing laugh pirates. Like you have a crowd and you're telling some awesome story and everyone is laughing their asses off and as soon as you finish the thunder stealer says "hey bostaevski did I ever tell you about the time..." and he pirates all of *MY* laughs. People have to stop laughing at my story so they can hear his. Then he tries to one-up me by telling some stupid story that is hilarious to him but not even remotely funny or interesting to anyone else. Meanwhile almost everyone sort of turns around and starts ignoring the laugh pirate while I am stuck listening to this guy's story then have to pretend I found it amusing.

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ya hijacks are annoying
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Old 11-09-2007, 07:10 PM
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it also reminds me of the time I saw a 60 year old guy slide down one of those things and he was going so fast his bathing suit fell off, and I just stood there at his big beautiful hairy balls flopping around. holy geeze I wanted to lick 'em!

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[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] old school Sandler...
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Old 11-09-2007, 07:15 PM
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The kind I hate are the thunder stealing laugh pirates. Like you have a crowd and you're telling some awesome story and everyone is laughing their asses off and as soon as you finish the thunder stealer says "hey bostaevski did I ever tell you about the time..." and he pirates all of *MY* laughs. People have to stop laughing at my story so they can hear his. Then he tries to one-up me by telling some stupid story that is hilarious to him but not even remotely funny or interesting to anyone else. Meanwhile almost everyone sort of turns around and starts ignoring the laugh pirate while I am stuck listening to this guy's story then have to pretend I found it amusing.

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ya hijacks are annoying

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I see what you did there.
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Old 11-09-2007, 07:15 PM
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My circle of friends and I call this a "joke slayer."
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Old 11-09-2007, 07:17 PM
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Me at kyleb's baseball game.

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Boy [censored] Howdy this was true.

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Seconded. Hahaha.

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Old 11-09-2007, 07:32 PM
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Me at kyleb's baseball game.

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Boy [censored] Howdy this was true.

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Um, story plz?

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We're heckling obv. We also have a prop bet on runs and got has this inning. Kyleb gives up 6 runs and walks off the field.

I yell, "BETTER THAN WE EXPECTED".

People a few rows down turn with a wow expression on their faces, laugh, and say something that i forget. I'm pretty into the heckling now.

One of the three guys using wood bats in the game gets up. Hits some sort of weak ass [censored].

I yell something like, "THAT IS WHY YOU USE A METAL BAT SIR".

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Haha I don't know, these seem pretty well played.
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