why you are idiots

[BGnight]

Cute little beaver
Your furry pelt keeps me warm
Rub it on my face

[goofyballer]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
To be at peace must
Be a sin, it's
Surely un-American

[/ QUOTE ]

Haiku is 5-7-5 you emo communist!

[/ QUOTE ]

It's a song lyric, not a haiku.

[Worm75]

[ QUOTE ]
Lol well said
Goof is the epitome
of emo commies

[/ QUOTE ]

lol, this thread is making my day at work much more interesting

[nath]

This thread reminds me
I need to drive home today
I miss my Austin

[thac]

This thread is the cause
Why I don't play poker now
Cause haikus are fun

[Worm75]

In Japan, they are considering replacing the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft Error messages with Haiku poetry messages.
Haiku poetry has strict construction rules. Each poem has only three lines, 17 syllables: five syllables in the first line, seven in the second, five in the third.
Haiku is used to communicate a timeless message often achieving a wistful, yearning and powerful insight through extreme brevity -- the essence of Zen:

Serious error.

All shortcuts have disappeared.

Screen. Mind. Both are blank.


Your file was so big.

It might be very useful.

But now it is gone.


The Website you seek

Cannot be located, but

Countless more exist.


Windows NT crashed.

I am the Blue Screen of Death.

No one hears your screams.

[Resistance]

[PJo336]

wtf with this
how is this thread still running
bring the lockhammer

[fingersmith]

LMAO

[Worm75]

fine dancing bubbles
cascade up and down my pint
of strong Guinness Stout