You know you play too much poker if...

[ihavetoomanysns]

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You wake up randomly in the middle of the night screaming "I CALL".

Has anyone else been in that half awake half asleep zone and feel as if you are at the table just to look around and see you're in your bedroom with a hooker?

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fyp

[KurtSF]

Glad this got revived. I was crossing the street the other day and this car started backing into me and my first thought was "time time time". Then I thought of this thread.

[Fonzy4]

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if u see any guy in shades and think if hed make a good poker player or not..

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Done that b4
ROFL

[keikiwai]

You overpay your bills to generate fold equity.

[Asheh]

When you add "ments" onto any word ever.

[Shipit.Standard]

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i had just assumed it was just another joke about sex.

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oh idk i'm kinda talking about differentfrom him then i guess. but i say heads up a lot and people never understand me, is it just a poker thing?

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No, u r thinking along the same lines as me.

HU Monopoly etc.

[jfish]

you have 4665 posts on a nerdy internet forum.

[THEE_LIONN]

I just read every post in this thread..took about 3 hours while playing online poker, fail =/

[Dangeresque]

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You rate chicks like starting hands

ex. Meh, she's like an A10 of clubs

and you rate your mood like starting position

eg, i'm in late position (4am) and i'll play ATC for a raise

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I'm just going to sigh softly as M has been around 1.5 for a long, long time.

[pacman2k7]

When you get bored in the office, you start shuffling your business cards..