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Old 04-10-2007, 08:16 PM
nichtsnutz nichtsnutz is offline
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Default You know you play too much poker if...

Let's do this BBV. I'll start:

...you tell the waitress to "ship it!" after you order.

gogogo
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Old 04-10-2007, 09:01 PM
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Default Re: You know you play too much poker if...

wear diapers
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Old 04-10-2007, 09:05 PM
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Default Re: You know you play too much poker if...

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Let's do this BBV. I'll start:

...you tell the waitress to "ship it!" after you order.

gogogo

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hahahahahahahaha

heres one: you subconciously type donkaments after every lol
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Old 04-10-2007, 09:07 PM
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Default Re: You know you play too much poker if...

when you are eating dinner with your parents and you tell your mom the necklace she is wearing is balla
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Old 04-10-2007, 09:11 PM
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Default Re: You know you play too much poker if...

before you make decisions you base them enirely on EV
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Old 04-10-2007, 09:12 PM
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Default Re: You know you play too much poker if...

you attempt to calculate your risk of ruin while speeding
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Old 04-11-2007, 02:18 PM
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Default Re: You know you play too much poker if...

Buying a radar detector - hugely +EV when you think about it
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Old 04-11-2007, 02:18 PM
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Default Re: You know you play too much poker if...

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before you make decisions you base them enirely on EV

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Yep, getting a insurance quote, I started thinking in terms of Risk/return, and figured a term policy was +EV.

Buying a new car, the more fuel efficient so and so is +EV.

Adding an additional bathroom downstairs, +EV, fertilizer for the front yard, -EV.
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Old 07-28-2007, 03:14 PM
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before you make decisions you base them enirely on EV

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Old 07-28-2007, 03:26 PM
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Default Re: You know you play too much poker if...

probably been mentioned, but I try to calculate the EV of purchasing insurance on trips, appliances, computers.
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