Learn, Chat, and Jail with the Pros.....Part infinity X infinity + 1

[plano]

MARK MY WORDS....alll this will happen in the next 2 years...3 years tops!!!!

1. The neteller executives who were arrested will suffer horrible and inhumane death by hanging(just like Sadam..sp?). It will not stop there as anybody whoever worked for neteller or owned neteller stock will either be hung or get life in prison.....that is if they are not shot on sight upon their extradition when they deboard the airplane.

2. Any bank executive, stockholder, or employee thereof who performed, helped perform, or was employed by a bank who performed or received any "EFT" since the said banks founding, by neteller will experience death by the means of being fed to lions. If the lions do not eat a said employee, stockholder, of executive after being starved for a term of no less then 45 days. said employee, stockholder or executive, will be set free as obviously said person is on par with Daniel of the Bible...not Daniel Negreanu.

3. All funds tied up by any patron at times of the initial arrests of the netelleer executives, or two days before said arrests, although said executives did not work for the company in the past year minimum, will be seized by the FBI as evidence. As being evidence the funds will be put in a wooden box and be transported to the federal governments vault for said such evidence and be labeled in this box as #11234222334453xxxxxx. (much like in Indiana Jones). The corresponding value of the xxxxxxx's will not be reveiled until Steven Spielberg makes a film tilted "The Truth Behind the UIGA" after which the values of xxxxxxxxx will not be revealed for 40 years. (ok, this might actually happen). Funds as a result will not be available for 40 years....if and only if someone can find the wooden box.

4. Doyle Brunson will be arrested and sent to federal prison for no less than a life sentence. He is arrested and charged with supporting an online poker room. A big black guy named bubba will befriend Doyle and make him his bitch. Why?...because bubba finds out he has a proclivity to fat, saggy, poker legends with a bad leg who could of played professional basketball and used to be able to run a mile in less than 5 minutes. Bubba is big and black, so bubba gets what bubba wants. Doyle...the legend that he is will try to fight bubba off ut, eventually he will succump because, bubba is big and black.....and bubba gets what bubba wants including Doyles fruit...cocktail.

5. All the Fulltiltpoker sponsored pros will be forced to play in a televised poker tournament for their lives. The winner's live will be spared although he will be forced to live in Antartica and may only eat penguins for the rest of his existence. All other Fulltiltpoker sponsored pros will suffer death by being trampled horses and fantasy sports players..... even though each pro is holding a lottery ticket. This is except for Clonie Gowen as she will recieve a presidential pardon...why....just because she is so damn hot. Jesus (Chris Ferguson) will prove to not be the true savior of the world of the online poker community as a pair of jackals will rip his body to shreds. Phil Ivey will not be the next Martin Luther King for online poker as he will be found laying dead, as a result of a blow to the head. It will later be discovered that this a result of a 3 wood to the head by Tiger Woods.

6. Every ewallet before and after the UIGA will be infected with a virus that causes the base of the operations, in seemingly neutral countries, who just want some tax revenue, who believe one should be allowed to play poker in the bathroom if one so pleases, who hlod the US constitution and the right to privacy to be self-evident, even though they do not belong to said union of the United States,.... these base of operations upon recieving this virus will implode. Furthermore, any patron who attemps to use any ewallet will suffer spontaneous combustion as a result of this virus.....unless they are wearing a tilfoil hat in which they will be spared and can play, deposit, and withraw money to their hearts content. All ewallets and supposed imposters endorced by poker sites will cease to exist, unless they too, are wearing their tinfoil hats.

7. Harrahs will hence take over the world as they were the obvious ones behind the UIGA and Bill Frist was just their puppet. Bill Frist will be found dead below a Harrahs slot machine after repeated blows to the head by succeeding coins that overflowed the slot tray. Apparently he was attempting to get another campaign contribution by ingesting the gold coins......they overflowed in his mouth and moved to his head after he apparently hit the jackpot. Harrahs will then say that the jackpot was a computer gliche and they do not have to pay Frist his winnings even though he is obviosly dead, The family members who attempt o bring a lawsuit against Harrahs will be mysterioulsy vaporized.....because Harrahs can do whatever Harrah's wants including getting online poker banned in the US let alone vaporizing someone.

8. (an inclusion of 7) Harrahs rules the world and is able to squash all terrorist by simply offering them to sit at there roulette tables. Harrahs uses roulette wheels that have 2 green spaces, instead of the more fair 1 green space wheels, this reduces the said terrists chances of winning by a big enough percentage in which each terrorists finds himself eternally indebted to Harrahs. Not even Mohammad himself can let them escape this debt as Harrahs was smart enough to obtain their social security numbers as well as drivers licence numbers. Said terrorist who began this whole ban on internet gambling because its obvious they were usung said online casinos to fund and launder funds to themselves find themselves working for Harrahs to sqaush every human being who ever played one hand of online poker. This is worlwide, although, US citizens will be sought after first and will be shot on sight. The ending result is that every human (including terrorists) will be forced to play in BaM Harrahs casinos for the rest of their existence.

9. The sky will fall!!!!

MARK MY WORDS

Save yourself!!!!! and Good Luck!!!!! Dont forget the tinfoil hat!!!!

Or u could just keep playing online poker and the [censored] will work itself out.....but that would be to easy
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[notfoold]

If your thinking of a career incaustic writing, dont give up your day job.

[LearnedfromTV]

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If your thinking of a career incaustic writing, dont give up your day job.

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What if his day job is playing online poker?

[JPFisher55]

ROFL

[Zele]

Nice use of transfinite ordinals.

P.S. Not really.