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01-09-2007, 05:06 PM
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Re: Jokes that push the envelope
Tasmania is a part of Australia known for incest jokes. You can insert appropriate location as needed.
How does a Tasmanian know when his mother's on the rags? His brothers dick tastes funny. 
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01-09-2007, 05:16 PM
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Re: Jokes that push the envelope
What's the cruelest way to kill a fox?
A: <font color="white">Cut his leg off and make him run across Canada.</font> Sadly out of date now, but: Why didn't Superman save the woman tied to the traintracks? A: <font color="white">Because he's in a [censored] wheelchair</font>.
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#26
01-09-2007, 05:19 PM
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Re: Jokes that push the envelope
I don't get the fox one, if there's anything to get...
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#28
01-09-2007, 05:21 PM
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What's the difference between a burrito and a baby? A: <font color="white">I don't cum on my burrito before I eat it. </font> [/ QUOTE ] Haha - love it
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#29
01-09-2007, 05:24 PM
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Haha durkah, nice. A couple of gems: How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it's head. [/ QUOTE ] One scoop of ice cream, two scoops of dead baby.
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#30
01-09-2007, 05:25 PM
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Re: Jokes that push the envelope
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Someone posted a joke here a few weeks back, and I think it applies. Disclaimer: I found this hilarious and have since retold it numerous times. A pedophile and a 6 year old are holding hands and walking into the woods as the sun is setting. The 6 year old looks up at the pedo and says "Mister, I'm scared." The pedo says " You're scared?! How do you think I feel? I have to walk out of these woods alone... [/ QUOTE ] I'll take credit for that. Got it from here. My favorite: What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? <font color="white"> Crib Death.</font>
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