stupidest move you've ever made with the opposite sex

[BowToYourSensei]

when i was a freshman in high school i went on a date with this girl, she had been gone for the last week, and when i asked where she was, she responed with "i was in rehab for speedballs." i was 14. i didn't think she was serious, cuz who the [censored] does speedballs at 14? i laughed at her for a good while.

she was serious.

we never spoke again. last i heard she moved to germany. i cannot confirm that she's still alive.