The greatest night of television ever...

[KotOD]

You are given the magical powers to program one night of network television, from 6 PM through 1:30 AM and are able to draw on the resources of all recorded network television history. The programming is at your mercy -- you can go with a national news broadcast, a local news broadcast, syndicated shows, dramas, comedies, reality TV, variety shows, movies, awards shows, sporting events, whatever you'd like. You just have to fill 7.5 hours of programming to create the greatest night of television ever.

Have at it.