A theory

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There is a reason why we Southerners hate you elitist Yankee pricks, and if you'd be kind enough to drive your Volvo down to my uncle's garage I'll be happy to cut your brake lines for you and leave you spinning in the median with your mocha latte soy almond nut crunch coffee-thing in your lap and your copy of the New York Times scattered all over your back seat.

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winner!