Sleeping at work

[Dan Cole]

I used to work at an old-folks-home in high school and I would sleep in an empty stairwell every day because I had nothing else to do. If someone went into the stairwell, I would hear them and promptly jump up and act like I was walking down the stairs.

One day I overheard 3 of the old ladies talking [censored] about me, saying how their sons would never sleep while at work. So they must have walked in there and seen me and I must have not woken up, at least once. So that was pretty embarrassing.