The Definitive TV Poker Drinking Game

[kerze]

How many shots do you have to take if Tilly's chest heaves when she has a monster hand. Or if she checks behind with a full house

[W brad]

Every time Doyle says something about "hurry up" or "being here to play poker"

[chipwiz]

Every time Sammy says "are you serious?". Any time DB says "floosh". Any time Doyle says "in the old days ...".

[MikeTheGeek]

turn the shots into 'sips'.

one sip if Doyle takes off his hat.
one sip if Gold says anything like 'I have a good hand'
one sip if Greenstein discusses odds/chances at the end of a hand.

chug your beer if doyle wins with 10-2 (or AQ?)

[The B]

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take a shot every time Laak is annoying.

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I'm drunk

[Texter]

take a shot anytime:

Norman Chad says ex-wife
Daniel says, that's what i thought you had
Gus Hansen tilts his head like he's trying to crack his neck
Phil Gordon laughs for no reason.

[Bluegrass Poker]

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8 shots if Farha folds PF

[/ QUOTE ]Chug the whole bottle if Farha folds preflop while the BB!

[Tigerpiper]

One shot of Disarrono every time you see a Disarrono commercial.

[BREWMANCHU]

1 beer - each time a scene opens with a plastic enhanced cocktail waitress

1 shot of bourbon - each time AJ says the straddle is on

1 six pack - each time the player with the nuts says "how much is the bet?"

[pernicus53]

Drink whenever Sexton or Van Patten says "this is some amazing poker we're seeing"

Drink when they praise someone for making a huge bluff: "it takes heart to be a champion."

Drink when the fourth person jumps on the "let's make fun of Hellmuth" bandwagon.

Drink when Matusow complains about his bad luck or how hard it is to be him

Drink when Van Patten says something like "losing a hand like that will make you want to go out in the jungle and smear yourself in gorilla dung before hanging yourself with a very short vine."

Drink when Van Patten says someone has show tunes (or the theme song from "Beverly Hillbillies" or a Nestle Quick commercial) going off in his head

Drink when Negreanu giggles

Drink when Hellmuth explains that losing a hand is part of his masterplan to win many bigger hands later that game