Variance: A Great German Contribution to Pro Online Poker Players

[Josem]

Translated version:

http://translate.google.com/translate?u=...Flanguage_tools


Original (german):

http://www.roadbag.de/index.php


Summary from http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2007/07/po...into.html#more

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What do you do if you're sitting in line waiting to pick up your iPhone and suddenly feel the call of nature - eh, Brian? Do you:

a) Pay a student to stand in for you and nip off to the closest MacDonalds you can find.
b) Call your intern/girlfriend/deputy editor and make them drop whatever they are doing to take your place whilst you saunter off and relieve yourself.
c) Surreptitiously get your "old man" out and, making sure your MacBook is hiding him from a public indecency charge, irrigate the footpath.
d) Flagrantly get your "old man" out and threaten to hose down the guy dressed as a clown who's been bugging you ever since you set up your deck chair in the queue.
e) Channel your inner Jim Morrison and just go for it. If the cops come over, you can tell them you're a performance artist called Pee-ter whose Golden show packed 'em in at last years Burning Man, and that you were just entertaining the crowds.
f) Think, "What would Steve do?" and serenely contemplate your inner nirvana whilst willing that Gotta Piss feeling to go and bug someone else (preferably the clown guy.)
g) Smugly pull out your Roadbag, a $US5.40 German-made device that turns your pee to gel thanks to the Polymerk powder contained inside, and go in it - before lobbing it at Krusty with a satisfied smirk.



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[ocdscale]

I don't get it, why would you need to turn it to gel first?

[Josem]

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I don't get it, why would you need to turn it to gel first?

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they make great candles.

[NoMeansYes_]

thats a strange condom

[Debaser]

How many times do I get to piss in that for $5.40?

Cos if it's only once I think I'd rather piss in my own mouth.

[pmw]

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I don't get it, why would you need to turn it to gel first?

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In order to keep it in the roadbag and to avoid bad smells

[prodonkey]

that opening is way to large for me

[hra146]

mh... as far as I understood you can only piss in there once really. Useless for our purposes unfortunately.

(unless you are REAL balla and decide to pay 5$ for every piss you take)

[Windforce]

so if you want to go stand in a line, you need deck of these hanging on your neck?