Ants F'ing EVERYWHERE

[TomCollins]

I've had a problem in my house lately with ants lately. I can't figure out where they are coming from, but they are all over my living room and kitchen. If I drink something, and leave the glass out (empty), it will be covered in ants. If I have nothing out, I can find a few of them here and there. I've sprayed the ones I saw, tried to trace where they were coming from, but they keep coming back. I put down the ant traps, no luck. I think I need something more serious.

Anyone have any idea what to do? Any way to fix this myself, or do I need an exterminator? I also have quite a few small spiders in corners, but nothing too bad. IM TIRED OF THESE MOTHER [censored] ANTS IN MY MOTHER [censored] HOUSE!

[grando]

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IM TIRED OF THESE MOTHER [censored] ANTS IN MY MOTHER [censored] HOUSE!

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I came into this thread looking for this - well done sir

get an exterminator - ants are disgusting and I would rather live homeless than an ant-infested house

[KOTLP]

God I hate mother [censored] ants. Last time I had probs lemon juice worked better than any of the ant traps I tried.

[JJ Jampolsky]

1. go to the zoo
2. find the anteater
3. steal it
4. bring the anteater home
5. cook it at 350 degrees, 10 minutes per pound
6. eat the anteater, it will give you energy
7. spray the ants, showing no remorse
8. challenge a wealthy industrialist to a dance competition
9. when he shows up for the competition, stab him to death
10.take his money
11.hire exterminator
12.live in hotel whilst he exterminates
13.go swimming

[grando]

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1. go to the zoo
2. find the anteater
3. steal it
4. bring the anteater home
5. cook it at 350 degrees, 10 minutes per pound
6. eat the anteater, it will give you energy
7. spray the ants, showing no remorse
8. challenge a wealthy industrialist to a dance competition
9. when he shows up for the competition, stab him to death
10.take his money
11.hire exterminator
12.live in hotel whilst he exterminates
13.go swimming

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wow this comedy gold is going to be lost in this thread

[FULL RAKE]

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1. go to the zoo
2. find the anteater
3. steal it
4. bring the anteater home
5. cook it at 350 degrees, 10 minutes per pound
6. eat the anteater, it will give you energy
7. spray the ants, showing no remorse
8. challenge a wealthy industrialist to a dance competition
9. when he shows up for the competition, stab him to death
10.take his money
11.hire exterminator
12.live in hotel whilst he exterminates
13.go swimming

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wow this comedy gold is going to be lost in this thread

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yeah. this is awesome.

[His Boy Elroy]

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1. go to the zoo
2. find the anteater
3. steal it
4. bring the anteater home
5. cook it at 350 degrees, 10 minutes per pound
6. eat the anteater, it will give you energy
7. spray the ants, showing no remorse
8. challenge a wealthy industrialist to a dance competition
9. when he shows up for the competition, stab him to death
10.take his money
11.hire exterminator
12.live in hotel whilst he exterminates
13.go swimming

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wow this comedy gold is going to be lost in this thread

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yeah. this is awesome.

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[Quicksilvre]

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6. eat the anteater, it will give you energy

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Yeah, uh...no thank you.

[Chris Daddy Cool]

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IM TIRED OF THESE MOTHER [censored] ANTS IN MY MOTHER [censored] HOUSE!

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ha, reading this post i was going to say this as a solution to your problem: Get a bunch of deadly snakes and release them in your house and they will kill the ants for you.

[sillyarms]

http://www.terro.com/

Get some of this stuff from your grocery store. I've used the liquid stuff in the past with great success. The little bastards line up for it. Bring it back to thier home and feed it to thier bastard cousins. Works great