[x] run crap [x] move up to chase losses [x] rostucko (almost)

ursine cotcher · #1 10-09-2007, 03:18 AM

Despite punching myself in the head on numerous occasions today, as well as contemplating suicide, I have become almost rostucko. Only 'almost' as [censored] party cunting poker has just restarted on me and now won't let me rejoin any tables, so I am stuck $50 but hey whatever.

Here are some sexy hands which tilted the [censored] out of me at 200 and inspired me to abandon all sense of reason and bankroll management. They get better toward the end.

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Std, but this was the beginning of the end

Party Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

SB: $215.85
BB: $354.35
UTG: $144.67
Hero (MP): $366.93
CO: $160.95
BTN: $344.13

Pre-Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (MP)
UTG folds, Hero raises to $8, 3 folds, BB raises to $25, Hero calls $17

Flop: ($51) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB bets $35, Hero raises to $100, BB raises to $329.35 and is All-In, Hero calls $229.35

Turn: ($709.70) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($709.70) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $709.70 Pot ($3 Rake)
BB showed Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Queens) and WON $706.70 (+$352.35 NET)
Hero showed K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (high card Ace) and LOST (-$354.35 NET)

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Party Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 4 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

SB: $191.25
BB: $136.69
UTG: $186.60
Hero (BTN): $204.55

Pre-Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BTN)
UTG calls $2, Hero raises to $10, 2 folds, UTG calls $8

Flop: ($23) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
UTG bets $8, Hero raises to $28, UTG calls $20

Turn: ($79) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $57, UTG calls $57

River: ($193) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
UTG bets $91.60 and is All-In, Hero calls $91.60

Results: $376.20 Pot ($2.50 Rake)
UTG showed A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Threes) and WON $373.70 (+$187.10 NET)
Hero showed T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pairs, Tens and Threes) and LOST (-$186.60 NET)

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Party Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

BTN: $596.90
SB: $363.15
BB: $198
UTG: $126.45
Hero (MP): $204.65
CO: $631.60

Pre-Flop: Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (MP)
UTG calls $2, Hero raises to $9, 4 folds, UTG calls $7

Flop: ($21) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $17, UTG calls $17

Turn: ($55) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $43, UTG calls $43

River: ($141) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
UTG bets $57.45 and is All-In, Hero calls $57.45

Results: $255.90 Pot ($3.50 Rake)
UTG showed A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a straight Ten to Ace) and WON $252.40 (+$125.95 NET)
Hero showed Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Tens) and LOST (-$126.45 NET)

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Then these 2 hands happen within 60 seconds of each other, which is what finally pushed me over the edge and tilted me into moving up 

Party Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

MP: $294
Hero (CO): $200
BTN: $183
SB: $325.56
BB: $18.15
UTG: $397.35

Pre-Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (CO)
UTG raises to $8, MP folds, Hero raises to $26, 3 folds, UTG calls $18

Flop: ($55) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $38, UTG calls $38

Turn: ($131) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $70, UTG raises to $140, Hero calls $66 and is All-In

River: ($403) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $403 Pot ($7 Rake)
Hero mucked A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a flush, Ace high) and LOST (-$200 NET)
UTG showed Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a full house, Eights full of Queens) and WON $396 (+$196 NET)

Party Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

BTN: $201.05
SB: $184.25
BB: $260.93
Hero (UTG): $200
MP: $610.88
CO: $214

Pre-Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (UTG)
Hero raises to $8, MP raises to $14, 2 folds, SB calls $13, BB folds, Hero raises to $46, MP calls $32, SB folds

Flop: ($108) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero bets $75, MP calls $75

Turn: ($258) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero bets $79 and is All-In, MP calls $79

River: ($416) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $416 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pairs, Aces and Fives) and LOST (-$200 NET)
MP showed Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a full house, Queens full of Fives) and WON $413 (+$213 NET)

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These are just the pick of the bunch. Basically I was having one of those sessions where I spent most of the time wondering whether it was actually people in the other seats, or if somehow their dogs were pawing at the mouse but somehow managing to hit everything. Those simultaneous 90%+ hands were the final straw. It was time for tiltingmoveupandrostuckononsense!!!!! ! 

First at 400 

Party Poker, $2/$4 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

CO: $431
BTN: $1,053.35
Hero (SB): $433
BB: $398
UTG: $752.20
MP: $725.50

Pre-Flop: Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (SB)
3 folds, BTN calls $4, Hero raises to $20, BB folds, BTN calls $16

Flop: ($44) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero bets $34, BTN calls $34

Turn: ($112) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero bets $79, BTN calls $79

River: ($270) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $267, Hero raises to $300 and is All-In, BTN calls $33

Results: $870 Pot ($3 Rake)
BTN showed T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pairs, Kings and Tens) and LOST (-$433 NET)
Hero showed Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Kings) and WON $867 (+$434 NET)

Party Poker, $2/$4 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

BB: $373.20
UTG: $649.61
Hero (CO): $392
BTN: $200.55
SB: $400

Pre-Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (CO)
UTG folds, Hero raises to $16, 2 folds, BB calls $12

Flop: ($34) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB bets $36, Hero calls $36

Turn: ($106) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB bets $56, Hero calls $56

River: ($218) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB bets $265.20 and is All-In, Hero calls $265.20

Results: $748.40 Pot ($2.50 Rake)
BB showed 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pairs, Jacks and Sevens) and LOST (-$373.20 NET)
Hero showed T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Jacks) and WON $745.90 (+$372.70 NET)

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 then seeing as this was working out so well, why not try a spot of 600?? 

Party Poker, $3/$6 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

MP: $435.40
CO: $600
BTN: $268.36
SB: $187.62
BB: $420.20
Hero (UTG): $628.60

Pre-Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (UTG)
Hero raises to $24, 3 folds, SB calls $21, BB calls $18

Flop: ($72) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 Players)
SB bets $55, BB calls $55, Hero raises to $604.60 and is All-In, SB calls $108.62 and is All-In, BB folds

Turn: ($454.24) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($454.24) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $454.24 Pot ($444.48 Rake)
SB showed J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Jacks) and LOST (-$187.62 NET)
Hero showed A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and WON $9.76 (-$177.86 NET)

Party Poker, $3/$6 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

BB: $527.73
UTG: $714.15
CO: $597
BTN: $754.30
Hero (SB): $621

Pre-Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (SB)
3 folds, Hero raises to $18, BB calls $12

Flop: ($36) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero bets $28, BB calls $28

Turn: ($92) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero bets $95, BB calls $95

River: ($282) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero bets $198, BB raises to $386.73 and is All-In, Hero calls $188.73

Results: $1,055.46 Pot ($2 Rake)
BB mucked 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Jacks) and LOST (-$527.73 NET)
Hero showed J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Jacks) and WON $1,053.46 (+$525.73 NET)

ty come again
in the end I was only 800 down on my allin equity, rather than the 1200 it was at one point, hurrah

cnotes:

op cannot beat party 200nl
op tilts and beats 400 and 600nl to rostucko
op living evidence that during downswing optimal strategy is to move up to chase losses
op goes to sleep after 12 hour session

Berky · #2 10-09-2007, 03:22 AM

lol party poker is so [censored] retarted

dboy23 · #3 10-09-2007, 03:24 AM

very nice

Stake Monster · #4 10-09-2007, 12:11 PM

nh

doubLe a tom · #5 10-09-2007, 12:19 PM

urine crotches