beat: swallowed diamond ?

[ebepse]

here's the story

I was at the gym and saw something sparkle on the ground. I walked over and picked it up. it looked like a diamond, but was probably fake. nonetheless, I put it in my sock to examine it when I got home.

I forgot about it and a few days later (today) while doing my laundry it fell out of my sock. I didn't really know what to do to test if it was real except to scratch it. so I tried with various objects, including a rock that might have been quartz.

it didn't scratch, so I took a shower. for some reason I put it in my mouth before I got in. soapy water trickled down my lip and I spit to get it off, but I almost spit out the 'diamond.' I quick sucked in to save it, but accidentally sucked in some water and swallowed the rock.

what do I do now??
should I try to throw up?
forget about it?
wait for it to pass through and try to find it?

[whoisthedrizzle]

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it didn't scratch, so I took a shower.

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quality sentence

[Sk00l4m3nts]

" for some reason I put it in my mouth before I got in."

This is a leak.

[Los Feliz Slim]

standard

[Supwithbates]

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" for some reason I put it in my mouth before I got in."

This is a leak.

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[igetjokes]

Snorting diamonds is way more baller than swallowing them.

[crazy canuck]

It might still be real. Diamonds have to be properly cut to give the sparkle in that pic.

Good puke pics tho. Way to prove the doubters wrong!

[SmokeyRidesAgain]

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for some reason I put it in my mouth before I got in.

[/ QUOTE ]Are you a toddler or something? OOOH DA SHINEY MEOW MEOW.

[Skoob]

So all you have to do around here for props is swallow something dumb, puke it up, and post pics/trip report?

I'm off to eat a gold watch. brb.

[keikiwai]

what the hell did you eat?

sour kraut?