HSNL [censored] THREAD OCTOBER

[DLizzle]

anger issues

[king_of_drafts]

superuser? or am I just really bad

PokerStars Game #12613278530: Hold'em No Limit ($10/$20) - 2007/10/13 - 22:58:35 (ET)
Table 'Irus IV' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: CrAbLaR ($3756 in chips)
Seat 2: 3 buckeye ($3396 in chips)
Seat 3: RoyLSampler ($2060 in chips)
Seat 4: 20 Buck Spin ($6503 in chips)
Seat 5: kerpowski ($298 in chips)
CrAbLaR: posts small blind $10
3 buckeye: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CrAbLaR [Ac Jd]
RoyLSampler: folds
20 Buck Spin: folds
kerpowski: raises $40 to $60
CrAbLaR: raises $100 to $160
3 buckeye: calls $140
kerpowski: folds
*** FLOP *** [4h As 8h]
CrAbLaR: checks
3 buckeye: bets $300
CrAbLaR: calls $300
*** TURN *** [4h As 8h] [Ad]
CrAbLaR: checks
3 buckeye: checks
*** RIVER *** [4h As 8h Ad] [Jh]
CrAbLaR: checks
3 buckeye: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
CrAbLaR: shows [Ac Jd] (a full house, Aces full of Jacks)
3 buckeye: shows [Ks Ah] (three of a kind, Aces)
CrAbLaR collected $978 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $980 | Rake $2
Board [4h As 8h Ad Jh]
Seat 1: CrAbLaR (small blind) showed [Ac Jd] and won ($978) with a full house, Aces full of Jacks
Seat 2: 3 buckeye (big blind) showed [Ks Ah] and lost with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 3: RoyLSampler folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: 20 Buck Spin folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: kerpowski (button) folded before Flop

[king_of_drafts]

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holy [censored] [censored] nobody on the [censored] planet runs worse than me at 25/50.

NOBODY. [censored]. NOBODY.

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POKERSTARS GAME #12613890982: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($25/$50) - 2007/10/13 - 23:38:24 (ET)
Table 'Makhaon' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: poopers ($19376.70 in chips)
Seat 2: tjbentham ($825 in chips)
Seat 3: CrAbLaR ($7310 in chips)
Seat 4: 20 Buck Spin ($6761.50 in chips)
Seat 5: VietCutie ($5169 in chips)
Seat 6: Leatherass9 ($1050 in chips)
Seat 8: muchbetter ($2669 in chips)
Seat 9: Antoshka ($13024 in chips)
CrAbLaR: posts small blind $25
20 Buck Spin: posts big blind $50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CrAbLaR [Kh Kc]
VietCutie: folds
Leatherass9: folds
muchbetter: folds
Antoshka: folds
poopers: folds
tjbentham: folds
CrAbLaR: raises $100 to $150
20 Buck Spin: raises $350 to $500
CrAbLaR: raises $1000 to $1500
20 Buck Spin: raises $5261.50 to $6761.50 and is all-in
CrAbLaR: calls $5261.50
*** FLOP *** [6s Jc 7s]
*** TURN *** [6s Jc 7s] [As]
*** RIVER *** [6s Jc 7s As] [6c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
CrAbLaR: shows [Kh Kc] (two pair, Kings and Sixes)
20 Buck Spin: shows [Ad Ks] (two pair, Aces and Sixes)
20 Buck Spin collected $13520 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $13523 | Rake $3
Board [6s Jc 7s As 6c]
Seat 1: poopers folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: tjbentham (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: CrAbLaR (small blind) showed [Kh Kc] and lost with two pair, Kings and Sixes
Seat 4: 20 Buck Spin (big blind) showed [Ad Ks] and won ($13520) with two pair, Aces and Sixes
Seat 5: VietCutie folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Leatherass9 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: muchbetter folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Antoshka folded before Flop (didn't bet)

POKERSTARS GAME #12614633798: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($25/$50) - 2007/10/14 - 00:32:06 (ET)
Table 'Alva III' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 2: CrAbLaR ($4575 in chips)
Seat 3: Grimstarr ($5000 in chips)
Seat 6: Kardius ($4474.50 in chips)
Seat 9: poopers ($9705.50 in chips)
poopers: posts small blind $25
CrAbLaR: posts big blind $50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CrAbLaR [Qh Qc]
Grimstarr: folds
Kardius: folds
Grimstarr is sitting out
poopers: raises $100 to $150
CrAbLaR: raises $375 to $525
poopers: raises $975 to $1500
CrAbLaR: raises $3075 to $4575 and is all-in
poopers: calls $3075
*** FLOP *** [Ac 6s Tc]
Grimstarr leaves the table
*** TURN *** [Ac 6s Tc] [4s]
*** RIVER *** [Ac 6s Tc 4s] [7h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
poopers: shows [As 5s] (a pair of Aces)
CrAbLaR: mucks hand
poopers collected $9148 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $9150 | Rake $2
Board [Ac 6s Tc 4s 7h]
Seat 2: CrAbLaR (big blind) mucked [Qh Qc]
Seat 3: Grimstarr folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Kardius (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: poopers (small blind) showed [As 5s] and won ($9148) with a pair of Aces

[king_of_drafts]

every [censored] time I take a shot, later 25k

how is 25/50 so soft and yet i can never ever win

POKERSTARS GAME #12615679081: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($25/$50) - 2007/10/14 - 02:00:30 (ET)
Table 'Makhaon' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: nemuii ($6489 in chips)
Seat 2: CrAbLaR ($4675 in chips)
Seat 4: Big D ($3194 in chips)
Seat 5: EnoBaLL ($5000 in chips)
Seat 6: Leatherass9 ($1186.50 in chips)
Seat 8: Kardius ($5397 in chips)
Kardius: posts small blind $25
nemuii: posts big blind $50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CrAbLaR [3h 3s]
CrAbLaR: raises $100 to $150
Big D: folds
EnoBaLL: folds
Leatherass9: folds
Kardius: calls $125
nemuii: calls $100
*** FLOP *** [Td 3d 7c]
Kardius: checks
nemuii: bets $400
CrAbLaR: raises $700 to $1100
Kardius: folds
nemuii: raises $5239 to $6339 and is all-in
CrAbLaR: calls $3425 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [Td 3d 7c] [7d]
*** RIVER *** [Td 3d 7c 7d] [Ac]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
nemuii: shows [Tc Ts] (a full house, Tens full of Sevens)
CrAbLaR: mucks hand
nemuii collected $9497 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $9500 | Rake $3
Board [Td 3d 7c 7d Ac]
Seat 1: nemuii (big blind) showed [Tc Ts] and won ($9497) with a full house, Tens full of Sevens
Seat 2: CrAbLaR mucked [3h 3s]
Seat 4: Big D folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: EnoBaLL folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Leatherass9 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Kardius (small blind) folded on the Flop

and simultaneously in my bread and butter
FullTiltPoker Game #3849211208: Table Verde (6 max) - $10/$20 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:26:03 ET - 2007/10/14
Seat 1: what a donk ($400)
Seat 2: HAAANH ($2,000)
Seat 3: bakeryboy111 ($932), is sitting out
Seat 4: wuddacooler ($4,091)
Seat 5: Im2Fast ($2,949)
Seat 6: LEADBOOTS ($2,469)
HAAANH posts the small blind of $10
wuddacooler posts the big blind of $20
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to HAAANH [Tc 8d]
Im2Fast folds
LEADBOOTS folds
HAAANH has 15 seconds left to act
HAAANH raises to $60
wuddacooler has 15 seconds left to act
wuddacooler calls $40
*** FLOP *** [2d Th 8c]
HAAANH bets $99
wuddacooler has 15 seconds left to act
wuddacooler raises to $300
HAAANH calls $201
*** TURN *** [2d Th 8c] [4h]
HAAANH checks
wuddacooler has 15 seconds left to act
wuddacooler bets $520
HAAANH raises to $1,640, and is all in
wuddacooler calls $1,120
HAAANH shows [Tc 8d]
wuddacooler shows [2c 2h]
*** RIVER *** [2d Th 8c 4h] [6s]
HAAANH shows two pair, Tens and Eights
wuddacooler shows three of a kind, Twos
wuddacooler wins the pot ($3,998) with three of a kind, Twos
HAAANH is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4,000 | Rake $2
Board: [2d Th 8c 4h 6s]
Seat 1: what a donk is sitting out
Seat 2: HAAANH (small blind) showed [Tc 8d] and lost with two pair, Tens and Eights
Seat 3: bakeryboy111 is sitting out
Seat 4: wuddacooler (big blind) showed [2c 2h] and won ($3,998) with three of a kind, Twos

[IHaveStrong9]

thats brutal dude. i left that table straight away as soon the sharks started closing in haha.

[jessica1994]

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and simultaneously in my bread and butter
FullTiltPoker Game #3849211208: Table Verde (6 max) - $10/$20 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:26:03 ET - 2007/10/14
Seat 1: what a donk ($400)
Seat 2: HAAANH ($2,000)
Seat 3: bakeryboy111 ($932), is sitting out
Seat 4: wuddacooler ($4,091)
Seat 5: Im2Fast ($2,949)
Seat 6: LEADBOOTS ($2,469)
HAAANH posts the small blind of $10
wuddacooler posts the big blind of $20
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to HAAANH [Tc 8d]
Im2Fast folds
LEADBOOTS folds
HAAANH has 15 seconds left to act
HAAANH raises to $60
wuddacooler has 15 seconds left to act
wuddacooler calls $40
*** FLOP *** [2d Th 8c]
HAAANH bets $99
wuddacooler has 15 seconds left to act
wuddacooler raises to $300
HAAANH calls $201
*** TURN *** [2d Th 8c] [4h]
HAAANH checks
wuddacooler has 15 seconds left to act
wuddacooler bets $520
HAAANH raises to $1,640, and is all in
wuddacooler calls $1,120
HAAANH shows [Tc 8d]
wuddacooler shows [2c 2h]
*** RIVER *** [2d Th 8c 4h] [6s]
HAAANH shows two pair, Tens and Eights
wuddacooler shows three of a kind, Twos
wuddacooler wins the pot ($3,998) with three of a kind, Twos
HAAANH is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4,000 | Rake $2
Board: [2d Th 8c 4h 6s]
Seat 1: what a donk is sitting out
Seat 2: HAAANH (small blind) showed [Tc 8d] and lost with two pair, Tens and Eights
Seat 3: bakeryboy111 is sitting out
Seat 4: wuddacooler (big blind) showed [2c 2h] and won ($3,998) with three of a kind, Twos

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wudda cooler!

[luegofuego]

Anyway, like I was sayin', KoD is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, KoD-kabobs, KoD creole, KoD gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple KoD, lemon KoD, coconut KoD, pepper KoD, shrimp KoD, KoD stew, KoD salad, KoD and potatoes, KoD burger, KoD sandwich. That- that's about it.

[king_of_drafts]

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thats brutal dude. i left that table straight away as soon the sharks started closing in haha.

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what sharks lol

[ActionJeff]

Anyone want UB money?

Will give 2% vig for 10k+, have up to 25k

-Jeff

[ActionJeff]

5k left at 2% if anyone still wants